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CONCRETE RIVER

Masturbating Trucker Flips Rig /Loses Load

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dude is insane. or just really high. "No officer, I wasn't... well, yeah I am now, but... no that's beside the point. Let me finish."

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He got done for molestation too.

 

Is it even possible to molest yourself? I would have thought that that willingness for the act was self evident....?

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I didn't read the link, but, I love it how this guy blamed it pn heroin addiction.

 

I imagine the interrogation going thusly:

 

"What the fuck man?"

"I flipped the truck brcause I'm addicted to heroin!"

"Well, you're not doing heroin NOW but..."

"Yeah, that's probably a good thing, right?"

'COULD YOU STOP IT?"

"No... is that a problem?"

 

Interrogation postponed...

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See now iv rubbed out and pinched a 75 mph load before.... Helped my heart rate go up a bit and stay awake on the dark and dreadful interstate.

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Truckin, like the do-dah man. once told me youve got to play your hand...

 

hippie

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