fat ralphy Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 props have been issued 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 What are you taking pics with? A Colecovision? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 my phone. it would be a bit weird if i carried my digital slr around my neck the whole night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 my phone. it would be a bit weird if i carried my digital slr around my neck the whole night. Not if you were banging some hipster broads like most of these dudes on here! Oh SnAp!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 maybe i should carry around my camera and push they "oh hey sugar, i'm a photographer, the structure of your jaw bone is just outrageous, i must have you, stand against this wall and look sexy. oh the lighting here is terrible, we should take this back to my place, i'll make you a star" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 better than old beach party fallback in high school " oh do you wanna go and see the helicopter crash site?" take them up to a slightly charred clearing in the vacant land and then " wow they must have cleared it away bummer Oh well now that I've got you here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 LOL people did that? schnitz what are you doing man its like 2pm :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 unemployed swinds unemployed and no time to paint today. my friend was a master of that sort of stuff in high school! even in those naive times I was not my friend used that after seeing it in Tracks magazine and it worked but it may have been a lock from the get go. damn surfie sluts had no time for us who could barely swim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Hmmm she's got some hair you can pull...one of my old boys was good to help me once. Was tryn to smash this chick and she was tryn to get by her friends cause she was in a relationship I didn't know about. So my boy was there waiting and then left waiting for the call to come back and get me after the deed had been done. The girl and I got to it and I was literally one thrust away from smashing and a friend walked in, she freaked, shit ended up not happening.... So I called my boy. Nicked a camera on the way out and ended the night with the worst blue balls ever. Another time I took the bullet and ended up at some Czech chicks house at 3am and she whipped out a violen and felt the need to perform for me. Yeah there is no drunken state that makes bad violen sound good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 hahaha i hear that. i go to school with a bunch of them. trust fund kids who live near the beach and think they are gods gift to men. fuck that though. anyways im thinking of turning this thread into The (sometimes) Exciting Debaucherous Adventures thread. feel free to add pics stories and anything else or just post lolcats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 anyways im thinking of turning this thread into The (sometimes) Exciting Debaucherous Adventures thread. MO, NO... this is the "Swindle will cock block you, no matter how much he owes you on a personal level" thread. AKA Don't expect to get you dick wet if Swindle's on your team. Get it straight ya fuckin' homo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Not if you were banging some hipster broads like most of these dudes on here! Oh SnAp!!! So what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 MO, NO... this is the "Swindle will cock block you, no matter how much he owes you on a personal level" thread. AKA Don't expect to get you dick wet if Swindle's on your team. Get it straight ya fuckin' homo. whats your deal man, did i try fuck your girl? :lol: my friend was the one who chose this fat bitch as a fall back option. i have been personally response for getting him women before. as well as setting up friends with good girls. i don't understand how me having to fuck a fat girl would have being cock blocking him? (if his original girl had come) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 What, you made this thread and now you want to front on me for pointing out how you're a dick? Your homeboy needed some help, you didn't help... where's the beef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 but i did. thats exactly what i did. i was going to keep fat friend busy while he worked his magic with his girl his girl bailed because she is a whore he asked if he could fuck the fat friend i let him ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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