Mauler5150 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Just do it Swindle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 put a flag over her face and do it for your country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 slap that belly while it bounces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I could always be the good friend/wingman and talk to a fat bitch for awhile, but NEVER could I actually fuck one A few weeks back my brother and his boy came out to the bar and my brother was supposed to be meeting this cute chick there, with a friend for his boy. Long story short girl shows up with a fat friend, who proceeds to be left alone, practically ran from, and made fun of (sometimes right to her face) for HOURS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GO_ALL_IN Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 i vote tittyfuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 yeah, coz i totally fucking know that. tiwnky what up, some dude said we don't write in another thread. Yeah, that was me. why did you cover her face? :lol: We gotta know what you're going through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 why did you cover her face? :lol: severe case of crazy eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 wtf how her eyes looks sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 i have a similar story , me robbing some fat rich bitch while my boy was dicking her down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 would have prefered that. all this girl did was get drunk and explain about how much of a slut she was. she had all these noodz of dudes on her phone /nh one of them was a dude i know who already has a hot girlfriend...awkward.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 nah dude, thats not her fattest pic, thats her hottest pic. ill take more pictures tonight if it doesnt seem super suspicious Dude.... ...Give me her number, I'll "take one for the team" if you dont want to. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 would have prefered that. all this girl did was get drunk and explain about how much of a slut she was. she had all these noodz of dudes on her phone /nh one of them was a dude i know who already has a hot girlfriend...awkward.. Cliff notes. 1. Got drunk with fat girl. 2. Looked at naked pictures of dudes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I don't about being a good wingman but I can tell a story about being a shitty wingman for my friend. I was down in melbourne for painting one year (2001- ish) and we went out for drinks on the friday night. Hit a few bars and then he runs into a client from when he was a personal trainer. She's keen on him and wants us to go back to hers so she can fuck him. Now bearing in mind I had no idea where I was he couldn't really leave me because I was a blathered inchoerent mess from various shots of tequila and chartreuse. So upshot is: we jump in cab to her place I sit on the couch and start to sober up, he's makes some small talk about not having a bath in his flat so she runs a bath and they jump in. meanwhile I've discovered half an E in my wallet from new years and decide to neck it. So neck the half feel good for a minute or two and then start feeling really bad......really really bad. realise that I'm going to puke and not being able to do the stairs to the kitchen I have no choice . I barge in the closed bathroom door keeping eyes carefully averted so I don't see her and him and collapse in front of the toilet puking my guts up everywhere. That's bad enough but then I dropped a colossal fart that was was fucking rancid and due to her position in the bath she copped the worst of it. he has to drag me out of the bathroom to the living room floor where I slept till the next day. she has to deal with the puke. I woke up with part of the persian rug wrapped around with dust stuck to my face from where I drooled. despite his best efforts the damage was done - cleaning up puke really didn't get her juices flowing It's been 8 years and we still don't really talk about it too much 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 BAHHAHAAHHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 put a flag over her face and do it for your country this hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 LOLLLLL THAT WINSSSSSSSS SCHNITZ HAHA one time Almost Free recruited me as a wingman. his girl: skinny, tanned, model quality, hot as fuck. my girl: chunky as all fuck, disgusting peroxide hair, thick brown eyebrows chubby and bogan as fuck. thanks mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 SOMEONE CALL CALIGULA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 You need to "rail this bitch in the arse" because, you know, she sounds like she likes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Swindle, just give her the D! And count it as two because she's fat. Then you can brag to your friends haha. But really man, fuck her. You have no reason not to. We all have girls we aren't too proud of. But those are the best stories. Pussy have no name or face! Make sure it doesn't have a pungent odor either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 schnitzels story wins hahaha half crusty e pill in the wallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 yo' this one time my cousin was in town, hes from Bmore and a club goin pretty boy type cat - he can pull some fine females I seen him do it plenty. So aparantly he goes out the first night with family, he meets some watress, gets her number, and arranges to go out the next night with me as the wingman. Im like fuck it this is my blood and if I have to distract a fat bitch Ill do it for him, no questions asked. So were waiting at the bar, getting hammered only like how cousins who only see each other every couple of years do. Needless to say, the chick HE talked to was the fat one, and the chick I was babysitting was pretty fine (real fine by comparison) SO halfway thru the night we huddle up and Im like "Yo this is your night, my city, youre my guest, which one you wanna go for?" Hes like "Yo that one chick is fine, but Im pretty sure this fat chick is a lock. The other is way better looking, but shes not gonna fuck on the first date. I mean its whatever, Ill fuck this fat bitch, its cool." SO for the rest of the night (were super hammered) I end up talking all kinds of shit about this fine chicks co-worker who I dont like (once I found out where she worked) - I was clowning her for having an e-harmony acct and in general being a dick - and my cousin, who had hired me to be his wingman, was the one who chose the fat chick because she was , in fact, a lock. I never saw the other chick again, But my cousin fucked a fat chick so mission accomplished... kinda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Swindle, I DO NOT co-sign fucking a fat girl. If you ever find yourself in a situation where the girl isn't TOO fat, and you absolutely hafta pull your dick out, maybe just let her suck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 heres some pictures. blonde chick was just as bad if not worse stay ghetto (thats not lemonade) ^friends house. ballin out at 18. she got comfortable. /could see the fat hanging over her box when she opened her legs. pulled this face the whole time so what happened was they (friend and slut) went off together and i sorta ignored them. i dont know the full story coz at the same time i was dealing with another friend whos situation with women is pathetic (thats another thread for another time) and anyway i havnt had time to find out what happened. same deal tonight, new women new rules. i'll take more flicks with my excellent camera phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 twinky has dropped the tommy pickles pic AND styled on you, i forget why, but i woulda propped if i wasn't 24'd yo, just get over it, get drunk and play with big tits, have a little fun. shit, you act like he's asking you to help him pinch a loaf or something, she ain't even that fat, and i already been there before with more exotic beasts. shall we say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 guys do I hafta state the Unified Theory of Fat Smashery? DONT EVER FUCK A BITCH WHOSE GUT STICKS OUT FURTHER THAN HER TITS NO MATTER WHAT THAT IS THE SCENTIFIC DEFENITION OF "TOO FAT" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Yeah, ive been a team player before My friend ganked some hot redhead in the woods While her whale of a friend has an asmia attack on my dick Good times. Syke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 you shoulda beat that chubby ass up homie...fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 fat chicks need love too. should have just done it dood! and when you're done if she feels like spooning you can always grab an armful of the gut and pull it over you like a blanket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 i left it to my friend. he is a legitimate chubby chaser anyway. and if he reads this; cmon man, izzy is fat as fuck and for a fat chick you expect she'd have big tits but nooooo, she has little skin coloured fists on her chest. remember nye? i do...oh god..i do.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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