Swindle Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 last night my friend really helped me out by going out of his way to drop me and some girl home. he didn't have to but he did. this is the latest of many exploits he under goes to aid me. tonight i am supposed to try and help him out. he wants to bang this cute girl hes wanted for a while but the only way around it is to keep her fat slut friend busy with dick. namely, my dick. what is suspect is the fact this same fat whale/dog slut was at a social event i went to recently and i may have teased her a little bit until she resorted to complaining to some junkie scum dudes who tried to fight me. now all of a sudden all is forgiven if i provide her with dick? i am going to be a good friend and try my hardest (hur hur hur) to keep her busy so my friend can get laid because i figure at the very least i owe him as he is usually my wingman. heres what im up against. no pics of my friends girl. shes cute though, take my word for it, you'd all smash similar stories? anecdotes? opinions? depreciation/appreciation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 triple bag your wille, and be a good wingman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Wait..., you're hetero??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 chubby smash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Fat girls give the best head because they're hungry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 youd get your dick wet, the fat girl would gain self esteem, & your friend would get laid sounds like everyone would win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 Wait..., you're hetero??! yeah and your girlfriend texts me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 how much does she weigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 this thread makes me want a cigarette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 she dont look fat at all unless she got a really big head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 how much does she weigh yeah, coz i totally fucking know that. tiwnky what up, some dude said we don't write in another thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 just wondering damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! niggas be slonkin on us? scandalous provide a nigga with that link. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 yo i heard twinky writes anal fact or fiction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 or was it cumshot? hmmmmm... i cant seem to remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 just wondering damn a word of advice. NEVER ask how much a girl weighs even if you are genuinely interested. twinky, its in the "moderators in brickslayers" thread. and no vulcan he does not. i do believe you write virgin though. i've seen pics of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 yeah and your girlfriend texts me. What, it's not normal for mothers to contact their sons? /obviousjokeoner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 a word of advice. NEVER ask how much a girl weighs even if you are genuinely interested. twinky, its in the "moderators in brickslayers" thread. and no vulcan he does not. i do believe you write virgin though. i've seen pics of you damn dude that burns.... i try and make peace with you and you shoot me down like this is some kind of dog fight? also i might add..twinky knows im kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 What, it's not normal for mothers to contact their sons? /obviousjokeoner. my mother isn't chinese. /canplaythisgamebetterthanyoucan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 damn dude that burns.... i try and make peace with you and you shoot me down like this is some kind of dog fight? also i might add..twinky knows im kidding why do you feel the need to make peace. its the internet, someone is bound to have conflicting views to you. i'm one of those people. don't make a thing out of it, i'm not going to hunt you down or anything. you're being too serious. back to the theme. similar stories anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 ha i get it. and nope sorry no similar stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 swindle, my aussie counterpart. fuck it man, dont complain or feel like hes gonna owe you one. be a good friend. and fuck that broad and make her call you twinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 if anything i owe him. it seems like its every few nights he driving me to go fuck some girl. i might actually get her to call me twinky for lolz. or if shes wasted ill write 12oz on her or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Get this..... + + Put on.... Make sexy time. Then give her this... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 if anything i owe him. it seems like its every few nights he driving me to go fuck some girl. i might actually get her to call me twinky for lolz. or if shes wasted ill write 12oz on her or something. oh god yes please do. also just fucking tell her that you know this kid in america over the internet, his name be twinky and you needs pics for proof. shes fat, shell be down. in return, i will use the word "swindle" as much as possible next time i thrash guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 spend time with her titties, you'll prolly enjoy that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 last night my friend really helped me out by going out of his way to drop me and some girl home. he didn't have to but he did. this is the latest of many exploits he under goes to aid me. tonight i am supposed to try and help him out. he wants to bang this cute girl hes wanted for a while but the only way around it is to keep her fat slut friend busy with dick. namely, my dick. what is suspect is the fact this same fat whale/dog slut was at a social event i went to recently and i may have teased her a little bit until she resorted to complaining to some junkie scum dudes who tried to fight me. now all of a sudden all is forgiven if i provide her with dick? i am going to be a good friend and try my hardest (hur hur hur) to keep her busy so my friend can get laid because i figure at the very least i owe him as he is usually my wingman. heres what im up against. no pics of my friends girl. shes cute though, take my word for it, you'd all smash similar stories? anecdotes? opinions? depreciation/appreciation If that's the fattest angle you can come up with, she don't even look fat. Stop fronting. Bitch probably has the HIV and wants revenge for you "teasing" her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 LOLLLLL props when available to KM4RT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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