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Swindle

Taking One For the Team

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last night my friend really helped me out by going out of his way to drop me and some girl home. he didn't have to but he did. this is the latest of many exploits he under goes to aid me.

 

tonight i am supposed to try and help him out. he wants to bang this cute girl hes wanted for a while but the only way around it is to keep her fat slut friend busy with dick. namely, my dick. what is suspect is the fact this same fat whale/dog slut was at a social event i went to recently and i may have teased her a little bit until she resorted to complaining to some junkie scum dudes who tried to fight me. now all of a sudden all is forgiven if i provide her with dick?

 

i am going to be a good friend and try my hardest (hur hur hur) to keep her busy so my friend can get laid because i figure at the very least i owe him as he is usually my wingman.

 

 

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heres what im up against.

 

 

no pics of my friends girl. shes cute though, take my word for it, you'd all smash

 

 

 

similar stories? anecdotes? opinions? depreciation/appreciation

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how much does she weigh

 

yeah, coz i totally fucking know that.

 

 

 

 

 

tiwnky what up, some dude said we don't write in another thread.

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just wondering damn

 

 

a word of advice.

 

 

NEVER ask how much a girl weighs even if you are genuinely interested.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

twinky, its in the "moderators in brickslayers" thread.

 

and no vulcan he does not. i do believe you write virgin though. i've seen pics of you

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yeah and your girlfriend texts me.

 

What, it's not normal for mothers to contact their sons?

 

 

/obviousjokeoner.

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a word of advice.

 

 

NEVER ask how much a girl weighs even if you are genuinely interested.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

twinky, its in the "moderators in brickslayers" thread.

 

and no vulcan he does not. i do believe you write virgin though. i've seen pics of you

 

damn dude that burns....

 

i try and make peace with you and you shoot me down like this is some kind of dog fight?

 

also i might add..twinky knows im kidding

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What, it's not normal for mothers to contact their sons?

 

 

/obviousjokeoner.

 

my mother isn't chinese.

 

 

/canplaythisgamebetterthanyoucan

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damn dude that burns....

 

i try and make peace with you and you shoot me down like this is some kind of dog fight?

 

also i might add..twinky knows im kidding

 

why do you feel the need to make peace. its the internet, someone is bound to have conflicting views to you. i'm one of those people. don't make a thing out of it, i'm not going to hunt you down or anything. you're being too serious.

 

 

back to the theme.

 

 

similar stories anyone?

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swindle, my aussie counterpart.

fuck it man, dont complain or feel like hes gonna owe you one.

be a good friend.

and fuck that broad and make her call you twinky.

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if anything i owe him. it seems like its every few nights he driving me to go fuck some girl.

 

i might actually get her to call me twinky for lolz. or if shes wasted ill write 12oz on her or something.

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