mydeadfriends Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Gollum-like_monster_emerges_from_lake&in_article_id=739578&in_page_id=2 A slimy, glob-like creature dubbed Gollum has terrified children after it slithered out of a lake and clambered over the rocks towards them. The young teenagers were playing by the waterfront in a Panama lake near Cerro Azul when the bald beast emerged from a cave behind a waterfall. They started screaming as it shuffled out "as if to attack them". Locals told Panama news the monster was like "Gollum from Lord of the Rings". One said: "I have only seen that creature once before - and it was in the Tolkien film." But in a "desperate bid to defend themselves" four children grabbed rocks from the beach and hurled them at the beast. Having killed it they picked up the body and tossed it back into the lake, before fleeing. Disbelieving parents went to investigate and were amazed to see the body had washed up on the shore. It has since been picked apart by buzzards. Melquiades Ramos, an expert at the National Environmental Authority said, he will investigate the animal. Zoologist Jacobo Arauz said it was likely the creature was likely to be a mutation and suggested it could be a form of sloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 They should have put the little dude on a leash instead of stoning him to death. Evolution is deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Shit looks fake to me. But i agree with what Ice Nerves said. Just goes to show that it is human nature deystroy anything we are unsure about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 They should have put the little dude on a leash instead of stoning him to death. Evolution is deep. really thou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydeadfriends Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 maybe if the kids would have taken the time to talk to him instead of killing him, they would have had "the power to the one ring" then we'd all be fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 is that the Montauk Monster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 I used to buy weed from that dude. What the fuck was he doing in Panama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Lil slimy bald guy better watchout, Kanye gnna interupt his death with some beyonce knolls best performance since his bald waterfall appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. LANSKY Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydeadfriends Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 I used to buy weed from that dude. What the fuck was he doing in Panama? cuz he got himself in too deep and he was hiding out from crazy mob types... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesuschristo Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
localmartyr Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 its clearly fake, but why not stone it, anything we can find out through a long period of observation, can be found out through a short autopsy, "believe that!" sorry critter, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 stoneeeed mannnnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 It's michael jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicoli Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 0ontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 LMAO that this made its way to 12oz. I'm in panama, this shit is 24 hour news type shit. dont get too excited, its really just a shaved sloth or some shit. MAD experts on tv here debunked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 old news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydeadfriends Posted September 27, 2009 Author Share Posted September 27, 2009 awww come on man...why couldn't you just let us have fun with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Superman flys, and our government knows what they are doing, and their best to serve us LOL BULL FEATHERS WITH THIS BEING A MONSTER ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 LMAO that this made its way to 12oz. I'm in panama, this shit is 24 hour news type shit. dont get too excited, its really just a shaved sloth or some shit. MAD experts on tv here debunked it Shaving a sloth......That's dedication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH'' Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 wow. prrrrrrrretty threatening looking. what the fuck did they think it was gonna do to them when it "was coming toward them" suck on there toes with its toothless mouth? fucka leash to. let that weird fuckin dude chill. give him a name like "Grogg" and make friends with him. find out if there any females like him and fuck them. breed half grogg half human babies under a bridge and develope there motor skills enough to speak and intergrate them into society. perhaps as fast food restaraunt employees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Toaster Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Looks like a gollum + ET beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 looks like someone naired a sloth and coated it in placenta fluid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 "Shaving the sloth" is going to be my new term for jerking off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 ITS A FUCKING HAIRLESS SLOTH, THAT SOME DUMB MEXICAN KID KILLED AND THOUGH IT WAS THE CHUPACABRA. MY PENIS. ITS A FUCKING HAIRLESS SLOTH THAT WAS IN THE WATER TO LONG AND IS NOW A BLOATER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Mexican panamanian kids.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 is it just me or does that thing look like little foot from "land before time"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 it looks like it has a dick in its mouth /no homosexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 ITS A FUCKING HAIRLESS SLOTH, THAT SOME DUMB MEXICAN KID KILLED AND THOUGH IT WAS THE CHUPACABRA. MY PENIS. ITS A FUCKING HAIRLESS SLOTH THAT WAS IN THE WATER TO LONG AND IS NOW A BLOATER[/size] Dude, don't be dumb...DAO pm'd me and told me its a prehistoric Horse. But everyone knows that, you fuckin' idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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