Gnarly Sheen Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 A baby boy born 16 weeks prematurely was declared dead by doctors at a hospital in Paraguay only to wake up in time for his funeral wake hours later. Dr. Ernesto Weber, head of pediatric care at the state-run hospital in the capital of Asuncion, said the baby weighed just 500 grams (17.6 ounces) when he was born. "Initially, the baby didn't move, he practically didn't have any respiratory reflexes, nor did we hear a heartbeat and, as a result, we declared a premature fetus of 24 weeks dead," Weber told Reuters Television. The family was given a death certificate and a cardboard box with the baby's name scribbled on the outside which served as a makeshift coffin. But when the family took him from the hospital to prepare him for his funeral, the unbelievable happened. "I opened the box and took the baby out and he cried. I got scared and I said "the baby's crying" ... and then he started moving his arms, his legs and I got scared, we got very scared," said one member of the family, Liliana Alvarenga. Hours after the baby's death had been declared he was found to be alive. The hospital has begun an investigation and the baby is now in a stable condition in an incubator. © Copyright © Reuters http://www.canada.com/life/Dead+baby+wakes+funeral+wake/1878265/story.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 "I smash mics like Cornbread. You can't kill me, I was born dead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 ahh ya beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 When he's like 12, he'll go to hell for snuffin Jesus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 when hes in pre school he'll probably beat a kid to death with a wooden block. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Just in case anyone else trys to post devils son lyrics L's a rebel, on a higher level, go get a shovel Cause I'm the only son of the motherfucking devil It's a fact I'm living foul, black Niggas should have known I was sick from the shit I did a while back Cause being bad I couldn't stop When I was in pre-school, I beat a kid to death with a wooden block Faggot niggas I was back slapping I realized that every time I got mad something bad happened A nigga hit me with a can of beer, then he ran in fear Later they found him hanging from a chandelier Enemies I be bucking quick My moms know who I am because she know who she was fucking with On my skull the 666, no tricks When I catch fits, my mom picks up the crucifix And I kill chumps for the cheapest price I'm rolling with Satan, not Jesus Christ Enemies I got several done Big L straight from hell, the motherfucking Devil's Son "When I was 12, I went to hell for snuffing Jesus" (Repeat 3x) "I'm waving automatic guns at nuns" It's Big L and I'm all about taking funds I'm a stone villian known for killing and raping nuns Ayo I even kill handicapped and crippled bitches Look at my scalp real close and you'll see triple sixes There's no doubt I'm all about a dollar I just signed a lifetime contract with the funeral parlor This kid that owed me dough, I didn't take his life Instead I tied him up and made him watch me rape his wife One nigga cold tried to diss me and that shit is risky The nigga took a swung but he missed me So I popped off mad chunks not junk I spit in his motherfucking face and then walked off Once a hottie shot me with a shottie I died but then I came back to life in another body The way I'm living is dead wrong I'm a devil from Hell without the tail or the red horns Killing is fun, I'm #1 with a gun Front and get done, cause you can't run from the Devil's Son "When I was 12, I went to hell for snuffing Jesus" (Repeat 3x) "I'm waving automatic guns at nuns" The Big L is strictly gunplay I run through church and pistol-whip the priest every Sunday Once I put out the crazy order I sent niggas to kill Tone, his mom, and his baby daughter I'm living up to my extortion image I be stalking Lennox, catching more bodies than abortion clinics A kid tried to take L out Shot me with a tech, I just laughed and spit the shell out Next I took his gun then he dropped to his knees With ease I made him freeze, he begged me please not to squeeze But I ain't the type to bust, I just sniped a bus Gunclap *bang* Another nigga bites the dust Shorts I'm taking none Misbehave and get sent to the grave by the Devil's Son Word, Big L the motherfucking Devil's Son is definitely in effect Giving a shout out to all the murderers, thieves, armed robbers Serial killers, phychos, lunatics, crackheads, mental patients Mental retards, and a special shoutout to all the niggas with AIDS, peace R.I.P. Big L ... respect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 well of course they thought he was dead. they tried to "hear" his heartbeat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Kill it with fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Zombie baby is a pussy. I'll shit all over it's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Insert dead baby joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 tis a miracle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 i want to meet that kid in 16 years. hes going to be fucking badass. in fact, i bet he will join 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 HATER. died and then came back as a baby, true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweatylump Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't get the bowling balls out with a pitchfork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 never quite got most of those baby jokes, they're retarded. shock value not found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 HAHAHAHA man that Big L shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 This kid is gonna grow up and either sell drugs or kill people for a living. And be damn fucking good at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH'' Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 kool kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 He is, you aren't. Try to emulate Theo Huxtable, post meaningless picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Kid has way too many expectations to live up to upheld by people he is never gunna meet. Kinda sad really, he will never do anything as rad as this ever again in his life. Unless he rapes a nun with a burning crucifix dipped in goat's blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH'' Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 He is, you aren't. its funny how you disapear for months and come back just to ride my dick like the fool that left 12oz in janurary. your like 40 years old. have nothing to do with graffiti and come on 12oz to suck up to a few people whom clearly you dont know in real life yet continualy bring there names up in a sad attempt at being ecool. now, you have now taken updrawball. scratching "12oz" into a fucking computer "drawball". 40 YEARS OLD SCRATCHING 12oz INTO A FUCKING COMPUTER DRAWBALL SCREEN.:lol::lol::lol: get over me hook hanger. all you do, and all youv ever done on here is brown nose and complain about me. oh, and for everyone unaware. this is christo hanging from meat hooks that he embeded into his back to hang from chains attached to a tree branch. koolguyChristo hangin from a tree suckin up for eprops on 12 zee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 kill it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 its funny how you disapear for months and come back just to ride my dick like the fool that left 12oz in janurary. your like 40 years old. have nothing to do with graffiti and come on 12oz to suck up to a few people whom clearly you dont know in real life yet continualy bring there names up in a sad attempt at being ecool. now, you have now taken updrawball. scratching "12oz" into a fucking computer "drawball". 40 YEARS OLD SCRATCHING 12oz INTO A FUCKING COMPUTER DRAWBALL SCREEN.:lol::lol::lol: get over me hook hanger. all you do, and all youv ever done on here is brown nose and complain about me. negged for a bad rant. your welcome for your 4th tampon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Kid has way too many expectations to live up to upheld by people he is never gunna meet. Kinda sad really, he will never do anything as rad as this ever again in his life. Unless he starts waving automatic guns at nuns. *Fixed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 its funny how you disapear for months and come back just to ride my dick like the fool that left 12oz in janurary. Blah blah blah. Ha ha Hurt your internet feelings, made you cry.... again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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