SwampFightOner Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 baked stuffed shrimp today, and the girl fronted. Now I'm sitting here eating deep fried popcorn shrimp, and it's not even close to as good FML. Yes, this is threadworthy, and yes, it was a cool story br0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 TIGER TIGER TIGERRRRRRR UPPERCUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sik K Brah Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Good to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Awesome thread. Will highly recommend to friends & co-workers. 4 and a half stars. Would read again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Now I'm not one to tell people what to do, but because she has promised something so delicious to you and backed out of it(something only Hitler would do) may I recommend that she let you give her a severe anal smashing solely out of spite. If she does not agree with this suggestion you should grab a handful of donuts and smash her in the face with them while calling her fat....just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 ....................O..........................................O ...................................O.............O .............................................N .................................T................T ............Z...........................................................Z ....................O..........................................O ...................................O.............O .............................................N .................................T................T ............Z...........................................................Z ....................O..........................................O ...................................O.............O .............................................N .................................T................T ............Z...........................................................Z ....................O..........................................O ...................................O.............O .............................................N .................................T................T ............Z...........................................................Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 bake a shit pie and hit her with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sexorcist Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Rockstar lifestyle might don't make it living life high everyday click wasted Sippin on purple stuff rolling up stanky Wake up in the morning 10 o'clock drinkin Party party party let's all get wasted Shake it for me babygirl do it butt naked I'm so wasted she so wasted Tell the bartender send me 20 more cases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 My boy had the illest shrimp party yesterday, he had 20 lbs of gulf shrimp on the grill, all different sauces and marinades. It was actually some of the best shrimp I ever had and it was fyucking excessive, but it all got ate. If you dont know, gulf shrimp is the best shrimp because the water is brackish and you dont need to de-vein them plus they bigger he also introduced me to Alabama Hot Slaw and the Alabama Hot Slaw Dog I have a new obsession Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Push her on the bed. And then throw her into the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Bitch better have my dinner for me when I get home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stresssack Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 The gulf isn't brackish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I was promised a flying car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I didn't eat any fucking shrimp today. FUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I ate a PHILLY cheese steak at subway today. Its was fuckin good..sorry to disappoint you drunk ass oneurr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 TIGER TIGER TIGERRRRRRR UPPERCUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Promise to take her out somewhere nice tomorrow and then push her out of the car at a Wendy's drive through. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I ate a PHILLY cheese steak at subway today. Its was fuckin good..sorry to disappoint you drunk ass oneurr :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: which subway has philly shit steaks? what? madness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x5v1s Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 if your still hungry you can eat my ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 cuz shes gagging on some dick my sonn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 ^ Since it's my boy's girl I would hope she is. Good for him. Epic zing fail, once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 he probably took her from u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 It's hilarious that you can try and say I'm mad, yet you're the one trying (and failing) to zing me around every corner, and THEN sending me faggy PM's complaining about me making fun of you and negapropping you You're a faggot son, plain and simple. Oh yeah, and you're also quite UMAD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 thread fail. pming you. yes. to tell u to shut the fuck up. aint mad just treat people how im treated. holla at me when your in my tri state area for the fair one my internet gangster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 I'd snap ya fuckin neck, Asher Roth bitchboy. Then, for shits and giggles I might take all your dirt business down at the quad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I go to school in manhattan. no quad. 2 buildings and the subway. The only thing you would snap would be your own neck from looking back when you were running from me after I smack the shit out you. for real holla at me when you doing some traveling 12ozthug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 Will do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 lol...best friends forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 THE INTERNET IS AN ANGRY PLACE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I'd fill a sock with shrimp and beat her in the face with it while she slept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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