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SwampFightOner

I was promised

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baked stuffed shrimp today, and the girl fronted.

 

Now I'm sitting here eating deep fried popcorn shrimp, and it's not even close to as good

 

FML.

 

Yes, this is threadworthy, and yes, it was a cool story br0

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Now I'm not one to tell people what to do, but because she has promised something so delicious to you and backed out of it(something only Hitler would do) may I recommend that she let you give her a severe anal smashing solely out of spite. If she does not agree with this suggestion you should grab a handful of donuts and smash her in the face with them while calling her fat....just saying.

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Rockstar lifestyle might don't make it

living life high everyday click wasted

Sippin on purple stuff rolling up stanky

Wake up in the morning 10 o'clock drinkin

Party party party let's all get wasted

Shake it for me babygirl do it butt naked

I'm so wasted she so wasted

Tell the bartender send me 20 more cases

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My boy had the illest shrimp party yesterday, he had 20 lbs of gulf shrimp on the grill, all different sauces and marinades. It was actually some of the best shrimp I ever had and it was fyucking excessive, but it all got ate. If you dont know, gulf shrimp is the best shrimp because the water is brackish and you dont need to de-vein them

plus they bigger

 

 

he also introduced me to Alabama Hot Slaw and the Alabama Hot Slaw Dog

I have a new obsession

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Push her on the bed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then throw her into the oven.

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Promise to take her out somewhere nice tomorrow and then push her out of the car at a Wendy's drive through.

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I ate a PHILLY cheese steak at subway today. Its was fuckin good..sorry to disappoint you drunk ass oneurr

 

:yuck: :yuck: :yuck:

 

which subway has philly shit steaks? what? madness!

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It's hilarious that you can try and say I'm mad, yet you're the one trying (and failing) to zing me around every corner, and THEN sending me faggy PM's complaining about me making fun of you and negapropping you

 

You're a faggot son, plain and simple. Oh yeah, and you're also quite UMAD

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thread fail. pming you. yes. to tell u to shut the fuck up. aint mad just treat people how im treated. holla at me when your in my tri state area for the fair one my internet gangster.

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