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Nibblin on sponge cake

Watchin the sun bake

All of those tourists covered with oil

Strummin my six-string

On my front porch swing

Smell those shrimp theyre beginnin to boil

 

Chorus:

Wastin away again in margaritaville

Searching for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim that theres a woman to blame

But I know its nobodys fault

 

I dont know the reason

I stayed here all season

Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo

But its a real beauty

A mexican cutie

How it got here I havent a clue

 

Chorus:

Wastin away again in margaritaville

Searchin for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim that theres a woman to blame

Now I think

Hell, it could be my fault

 

I blew out my flip-flop

Stepped on a pop-top

Cut my heel had to cruise on back home

But theres booze in the blender

And soon it will render

That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

 

Wastin away again in margaritaville

Searching for my lost shaker of salt

Some people claim that theres a woman to blame

But I know its my own damn fault

Yes and some people claim that theres a woman to blame

And I know its my own damn fault

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margaritaville is one of the funniest songs about being a drunk.

 

here is another good one:

 

Thirsty and miserable

You drop to the floor

You drink 'til you can't

Even see any more

 

Thirsty and miserable

Always wanting more

Thirsty and miserable

Always wanting more

 

My brother wants a ride

To the liquor store

You pity him

For what he wants it for

 

Thirsty and miserable

Always wanting more

Thirsty and miserable

Always wanting more

 

It's 1:30

And we're all getting nervous

The store closes at two

There's not enough to last us

 

Thirsty and miserable

Always wanting more

Thirsty and miserable

Always wanting more

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personal favorite:

 

Red, red wine

Go to my head

Make me forget that i

Still need her so

 

Red, red wine

It`s up to you

All I can do, i`ve done

But mem`ries won`t go

No, mem`ries won`t go

 

I`d have thought

That with time

Thoughts of her

Would leave my head

I was wrong

And I find

Just one thing makes me forget

 

Red, red wine

Stay close to me

Don`t let me be alone

It`s tearin` apart

My blue, blue heart

 

---red red wine rap section---

 

Red red wine you make me feel so fine

You keep me rocking all of the time

 

Red red wine you make me feel so grand

I feel a million dollars when your just in my hand

 

Red red wine you make me feel so sad

Any time I see you go it makes me feel bad

 

Red red wine you make me feel so fine

Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line

 

Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing

Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing

 

Redred wine you really know how fi love

Your kind of loving like a blessing from above

 

Red red wine I love you right from the start

Right from the start with all of my heart

 

Red red wine in a 80`s style

Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah

 

(chorus)

 

Give me little time, help me clear up me mind

Give me little time, help me clear up me mind

 

Give me red wine because it make me feel fine

Mek me feel fine all of the time

 

Red red wine you make me feel so fine

Monkey pack him rizla on the sweet dep line

 

The line broke, the monkey get choke

Burn bad rizla pon him little rowing boat

 

 

Red red wine i`m gonna hold to you

Hold on to you cause I know you love true

 

Red red wine i`m gonna love you till I die

Love you till I die and that`s no lie

 

Red red wine can`t get you out my mind

Where ever you maybe i`ll surely find

I`ll surely find make no fuss jus` stick with us.

 

(chorus)

 

Red red wine you really know how fi love

Your kind of loving like a blessing from above

 

Red red wine I love you right from the start

Right from the start with all of my heart

 

Red red wine you really know how fi love

Your kind of loving like a blessing from above

 

Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing

Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing

 

Red red wine in a 80`s style

 

Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah.

 

 

ok, enough lyrics. that was just my 2 cents.

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