Toiletseat Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 dude got drunk for the first time, did a sticker or 2 and tossed his bottle with piss out of the window because mommy made breakfast in her lingerie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 dude got drunk for the first time, did a sticker or 2 and tossed his bottle with piss out of the window because mommy made breakfast in her lingerie. hahaha classic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 i like this story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I D ONT GET IT zx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Thumbsup.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I D ONT GET IT zx That's cause you're stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 nice throw took that fucker out +10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Haha, funny shit. Once when I was a kid I filled a prescription bottle up with a lead fishing weight and threw it into a neighbor's house window. I then realized it had my dad's name and our address on it, so I had to go get it. Luckily no one was home and the window had two panes of glass and only went through the first one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Props hahaha fuck that nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 While we're talkin about similar stories, in college i stayed at school one winter over xmas break, to catch up on things and just sleep in late only to be woke up at 7 am by my dorm neighbors loud ass radio alarm clock the very frst day of my vacation, the kind that click on at 7 as a loud ass fm radio, and progressively gets louder and louder till its turned off. only thing was, the andrew dice clay lookalike dooshbag was home for xmas break and im pretty much in a ghost town dorm building alone. so the first morning this happens I snap out and piss into a soda bottle go out intot he hall and pour the bottle under the front door of the dooshbags room ( dorm front doors had a about a centimeter or two of space) and proceeded to go back to sleep with the pillow over my head because the alarm was right on the other side of the wall. This continued for 5 days, all the way till Friday, then I styed away from the dorms that weekend. the next Monday morning I wake up around noon, hungover completeling forgotten waht I had done last week with pouring piss under the door ( OH, and I super glued his key hole) half awake I walk out my front door, close and lock it, turn and see Andrew Dice clay lookalike staning in his doorway with his family just opening his door apparently just coming from his week away upon return with mom dukes and some groceries, dad with a big box and a younger sister. Somehow they had gotten in bypassing my crazy glue sabatoge, I dont know how long they where out there trying to get in. but heres the best part of the story, just as I walk by, I get to hear the whole family bust in and walk str8 thru a sticky floor of a week long human piss regiment dried up acrossed the whole entrance and I did my best to act normal and keep it movin. Later in the day, I get a knock on my door, and Andrew Dice CLizzle asks me "Hey, did you hear anyone messing with my door in the last few days?" I replied, "nah, i just got back last night, why?" "I think someone peed under my door" "Oh, man, that sucks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I think someone peed under my door dude hahahahahhahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 HAHAHAHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 This is fucking hilarious! I just picture someone getting home from working a graveyard shift at the hospital. It was a busy night, lots of gore and despair. They open the door to their room and there on the floor is a huge puddle, an empty gallon jug, and the screen of their window busted in. Later that day they sign on to their favorite graffiti forum and see this. Only in a perfect world, would this happen. Good show my friend, I approve of your actions. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 some real nigga shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 so the neighbors haven't said anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 i think the guy is white, so he wont be suspected of trying to break in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 what will see the angry neighbor just in front of his smashed window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 yeah its been a few days hows his window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 hahaha great job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 yeah its been a few days hows his window? shits closed now .... i guess they finally came home. i dont think they called the cops or anything either, which is fine by me. i suppose they just took tha L .... oh and i can see some tape on it too. i dont know whats up, i guess they twisted the screen back in shape and taped it onto the frame. hah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I love 12oz. This shit is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 do it again for no good reason, the next time you see their window open. but this time, lemonade. so it's sticky when it dries. life is funner when you can terrorize your neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I like the cut of your jib Dark Knight no homo just in case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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