Soup Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 So i worked at a dive shop for exactly 3 months before my supervisor's plan to get me fired finally came true. Dunno why he decided to consistently lie about my work performance but finally they found a replacement and let me go. Today a friend of mine and I drove over to the affiliated dive shop to pick up some gear and I ended up unexpectedly walking out of there with a job consisting of me being a complete asshole to my old supervisor about 20 times a day. I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Win indeed. Dive shop......as in scuba tanks and fins for your feets type shop? If I were you I would try get your old super to suck your cock. Then, if he actually agrees to do it sock that fucking guy in the facial with a fist wrapped around a roll of quarters. /no homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumart Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 soup wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 look at those n00bz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Iv'e always wanted to do something like that, looks fun as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 btw that shot totally fucked up the fillet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 that looks so god damn fun. For some reason i never really realised how fucking dope going scooba diving better yet scooba fishing would be. How often do you get fish to eat like that? Def on my list of shit to go do now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 congrats, own him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Congrats Soup.. Karma is funny like that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 spear that fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 damn... talk about a dope job! way to stick it to the man, soups.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 are you a woman, because nobody gives a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 congrats dude make sure to talk to him in only all caps, size 7 red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Ehhhh congrats you got a yob, no more tinychat for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 Karma's a stupid word for self-indicitive conscientious dumbfucks who think things are categorically black and white— leading to drama, vengeance, ulterior motives, etc.— I'm not into bullshit caused by some asshat's misguided sense of spiritual fervor. I just like irony because it's simple and only consists of face value. In other words, the order things happen in are kindof funny. Like when i fucked my replacement's sister who, for added irony, was engaged. I don't think he DESERVED me fucking his sister because he took my job. Especially cus now we're really cool and Im glad he took that job because he's a great friend who equally dispises my supervisor, and knows how to make the best fish tacos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I'll tell you what's ironic, the fact that Alanis Morrisette has a song titled "Ironic," yet in reality not one of the situations she so cleverly sings about in this song falls under the defintition of the word ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 for some reason i thought u wrote dive bar the first time I read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**CityonSMASH** Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 are you a woman, because nobody gives a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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