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oh the motherfucking irony

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So i worked at a dive shop for exactly 3 months before my supervisor's plan to get me fired finally came true. Dunno why he decided to consistently lie about my work performance but finally they found a replacement and let me go.

 

Today a friend of mine and I drove over to the affiliated dive shop to pick up some gear and I ended up unexpectedly walking out of there with a job consisting of me being a complete asshole to my old supervisor about 20 times a day. I win.

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Win indeed. Dive shop......as in scuba tanks and fins for your feets type shop? If I were you I would try get your old super to suck your cock. Then, if he actually agrees to do it sock that fucking guy in the facial with a fist wrapped around a roll of quarters. /no homo.

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that looks so god damn fun. For some reason i never really realised how fucking dope going scooba diving better yet scooba fishing would be. How often do you get fish to eat like that? Def on my list of shit to go do now.

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Karma's a stupid word for self-indicitive conscientious dumbfucks who think things are categorically black and white— leading to drama, vengeance, ulterior motives, etc.— I'm not into bullshit caused by some asshat's misguided sense of spiritual fervor.

 

I just like irony because it's simple and only consists of face value. In other words, the order things happen in are kindof funny. Like when i fucked my replacement's sister who, for added irony, was engaged. I don't think he DESERVED me fucking his sister because he took my job. Especially cus now we're really cool and Im glad he took that job because he's a great friend who equally dispises my supervisor, and knows how to make the best fish tacos.

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