Mauler5150 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Steven Seagal - Lawman trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E16w0PxCA Seriously how funny will this show be? I think it will be pretty hilarious to see this fat bastard run around snapping peoples arms (or throwing their heads into car roofs as in the trailer). Is anyone else excited to watch this? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 yea steven segal is a cheesedick sandwich. That said... i would by no means want to have to fight steven segal. Dude would maul me like communist russian bear. First he is big. second he is a 7th degree blackbelt. Some people laugh at this shit but to me it means he spent a shitload of time practicing how to kick peoples asses and is well practiced in a pretty effective means of doing so. Practiced speed and quick reflex. Alot of people have never been in a fight. Alot more have never been in a fight sober. Fighting is alot like skateboarding. The first time you do it you can barely keep on the fucker. Your only saving grace is the fucker you put up with is most likely in a similar perdicament. After you do it a few times you can ride around on the board but you cant do any tricks and after a few months you can maybe do a few things. A seventh degree blackbelt is the equivalent to the guy doing hardflips out of bluntslides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nnout Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 no dont want to see it but will on tv next time im sick in bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 This is gonna be incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 You know it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROK1T Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Its not a job its an adventure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 ROK1T you are killin it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Not to get all DAO on this thread, but the idea of cops knowing Aikido scares me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 Well even so, I bet DAO/half of 12oz will be mad that Seagal will be in the movie 'Machete' with Jessica Alba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 back to back episodes of lawman and dog the bounty hunter ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 marked for death fucking r00lz that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXx3_ykUpfY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 oh fuck yes. this is gonna be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 What's the deal with edited by??!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Its a glitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 DAO has uber-mod status, if you question him, he'll eat your tic-tacs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Video comments: "I can't wait until someone kills Steve's partner...then shit will REALLY go down!" "So now we know why he got fat: He was deputized!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 its like Walker Texas Ranger but REAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 its like Walker Texas Ranger but REAL Speaking of which, when does Chuck get a similar reality show? Or maybe MacGyver takes on Iran...? I'd watch either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 yea steven segal is a cheesedick sandwich. That said... i would by no means want to have to fight steven segal. Dude would maul me like communist russian bear. First he is big. second he is a 7th degree blackbelt. Some people laugh at this shit but to me it means he spent a shitload of time practicing how to kick peoples asses and is well practiced in a pretty effective means of doing so. Practiced speed and quick reflex. Alot of people have never been in a fight. Alot more have never been in a fight sober. Fighting is alot like skateboarding. The first time you do it you can barely keep on the fucker. Your only saving grace is the fucker you put up with is most likely in a similar perdicament. After you do it a few times you can ride around on the board but you cant do any tricks and after a few months you can maybe do a few things. A seventh degree blackbelt is the equivalent to the guy doing hardflips out of bluntslides Dude may have a gut, be old, and corny as fuck in movies. BUT! He is well trained and can more than likely use that shit practically. Like, get your ss out of his way and down fast without theatrical flykick Van Damme shit. I agree with this shit whole heartedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 i have to admit, this is gnna be the funiest show since in living color, but not cuz they want it to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Well even so, I bet DAO/half of 12oz will be mad that Seagal will be in the movie 'Machete' with Jessica Alba. i'm not mad. the cast is looking pretty good..Cheech, Deniro, Lohan..and maybe Don Johson..haha :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 :lol: :lol: is he blind in this movie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Steven segal is by far the king of corny ass 90s martial arts action movies under seige was that junt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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