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Mauler5150

This looks fucking hilarious, seriously....

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yea steven segal is a cheesedick sandwich. That said... i would by no means want to

have to fight steven segal. Dude would maul me like communist russian bear.

First he is big. second he is a 7th degree blackbelt. Some people laugh at this

shit but to me it means he spent a shitload of time practicing how to kick

peoples asses and is well practiced in a pretty effective means of doing so.

Practiced speed and quick reflex.

Alot of people have never been in a fight. Alot more have never been in a

fight sober. Fighting is alot like skateboarding. The first time you do it you

can barely keep on the fucker. Your only saving grace is the fucker you

put up with is most likely in a similar perdicament. After you do it a few

times you can ride around on the board but you cant do any tricks and

after a few months you can maybe do a few things. A seventh degree

blackbelt is the equivalent to the guy doing hardflips out of bluntslides

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Video comments:

 

"I can't wait until someone kills Steve's partner...then shit will REALLY go down!"

 

"So now we know why he got fat: He was deputized!"

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its like Walker Texas Ranger but REAL

 

Speaking of which, when does Chuck get a similar reality show?

 

 

Or maybe MacGyver takes on Iran...? I'd watch either

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yea steven segal is a cheesedick sandwich. That said... i would by no means want to

have to fight steven segal. Dude would maul me like communist russian bear.

First he is big. second he is a 7th degree blackbelt. Some people laugh at this

shit but to me it means he spent a shitload of time practicing how to kick

peoples asses and is well practiced in a pretty effective means of doing so.

Practiced speed and quick reflex.

Alot of people have never been in a fight. Alot more have never been in a

fight sober. Fighting is alot like skateboarding. The first time you do it you

can barely keep on the fucker. Your only saving grace is the fucker you

put up with is most likely in a similar perdicament. After you do it a few

times you can ride around on the board but you cant do any tricks and

after a few months you can maybe do a few things. A seventh degree

blackbelt is the equivalent to the guy doing hardflips out of bluntslides

 

Dude may have a gut, be old, and corny as fuck in movies.

BUT! He is well trained and can more than likely use that shit practically.

Like, get your ss out of his way and down fast without theatrical flykick Van Damme shit.

I agree with this shit whole heartedly.

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i have to admit, this is gnna be the funiest show since in living color, but not cuz they want it to be.

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Well even so, I bet DAO/half of 12oz will be mad that Seagal will be in the movie 'Machete' with Jessica Alba.

 

 

i'm not mad. the cast is looking pretty good..Cheech, Deniro, Lohan..and maybe Don Johson..haha :D

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