the.crooked Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 So, As you may have seen, today is my birthday. I don't really expect to get gifts at this point in my life, but my father is insisting I come up with some ideas of what I want. I initially suggested some money for clothing, or help with the costs of grad school applications in the coming months. He nixed it sayin my stepmom has it in her mind that gifts should be useless yet fun. I was never one to have a well formed christmas list, or any good at thinking of the things I can rationalize other people spending money on for me. So I turn to you 12oz. What do I want for my birthday? Let's try and keep the costs to less than 200. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 VISA GIFT CARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 8 VIP Subscriptions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 THIS! useless... CHECK! fun... CHECK! and you can fry up a peanut butter sandwich like nobody's business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Hours of fun reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 so far deep frier is winning. links to said items would be appreciated... cmon folks. i know you know dumb shit to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Dinner at this place. http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=bf7eb2a73ea78a115d94 Happy birthday dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 id have to second that visa gift card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 gift certificate to parachute out of a airplane, professional massage hooker a stetson nice pocket knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Yeah knives are always bad ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 THIS! useless... CHECK! fun... CHECK! and you can fry up a peanut butter sandwich like nobody's business BUY NOW FROM AMAZON.COM FOR $69.99 http://www.amazon.com/Presto-05466-Stainless-Steel-Dual-Basket-Immersion-Element/dp/B000HEBAV2/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1253146601&sr=8-3 OR $54 IF YOU WANT SOMEONES CRUSTY ASS ONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 I have a pretty good knife right now. While I would like the visa gift card, I don't think that will work. Doesn't seem like the sort of thing my fams would go for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 http://www.amazon.com/National-Geographic-Atlas-World-Eighth/dp/0792275438/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1253146705&sr=1-1 http://www.amazon.com/Orion-Illuminated-Globe-2d-Black-Ocean/dp/B000S5X6Z8/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1253146790&sr=8-16 http://www.amazon.com/Silva-Ranger-515-CL-Compass/dp/B000VSA6NC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1253146836&sr=8-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sik K Brah Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Deep fryer for teh winz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sik K Brah Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Cheap round trip ticket some where. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 http://www.apple.com/appletv/ or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 apple tv is on its way out. see how hard this is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Get a sweet dirt bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Teakwood lessons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 http://www.allbusiness.com/12590542-1.html Top ten tech gadgets http://www.scientificblogging.com/erin039s_spin/2008s_top_10_coolest_science_gadgets_so_gifts_holidays_you_didnt_even_know_existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Wait.. ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 The girft of love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Ask them to get you a pet whale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 HA...great answer injury. great answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 A kick to the head. It's free and might knock some sense in to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Get a gun. Guns are pretty sweet too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 A kick to the head. It's free and might knock some sense in to you. I should think that my inability to think of a senseless gift to get would show that I am, if anything, sensible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 You can never have too much sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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