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Potential birthday gifts

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So,

 

As you may have seen, today is my birthday.

 

I don't really expect to get gifts at this point in my life, but my father is insisting I come up with some ideas of what I want.

 

I initially suggested some money for clothing, or help with the costs of grad school applications in the coming months.

 

He nixed it sayin my stepmom has it in her mind that gifts should be useless yet fun.

 

I was never one to have a well formed christmas list, or any good at thinking of the things I can rationalize other people spending money on for me.

 

 

So I turn to you 12oz. What do I want for my birthday?

 

Let's try and keep the costs to less than 200.

 

 

Thoughts?

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THIS!

 

presto_deep_fryer.jpg

 

useless... CHECK!

fun... CHECK!

 

and you can fry up a peanut butter sandwich like nobody's business

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so far deep frier is winning.

 

 

links to said items would be appreciated...

 

 

cmon folks. i know you know dumb shit to have.

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gift certificate to parachute out of a airplane,

 

professional massage

 

hooker

 

a stetson

 

nice pocket knife

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THIS!

 

presto_deep_fryer.jpg

 

useless... CHECK!

fun... CHECK!

 

and you can fry up a peanut butter sandwich like nobody's business

 

 

 

BUY NOW FROM AMAZON.COM FOR $69.99

http://www.amazon.com/Presto-05466-Stainless-Steel-Dual-Basket-Immersion-Element/dp/B000HEBAV2/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1253146601&sr=8-3

 

OR $54 IF YOU WANT SOMEONES CRUSTY ASS ONE

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I have a pretty good knife right now.

 

While I would like the visa gift card, I don't think that will work. Doesn't seem like the sort of thing my fams would go for.

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