Spitfire15 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 ..and you bring the glass up to your mouth, but you arent paying attention and you bang it against your teeth. Shit sucks bro. Meanwhile. Im about to start making calls and seeing if anyones hiring because I need a job ASAP. Any ideas? Seacrest out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 My boy chipped his tooth in half doing that with a 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 sell rocks. I heard that's what they do out here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 i chipped my tooth like this with a beer bottle, i was going up stairs while sippin and i did that invisble step thing where you think theres another one and step through air, and the bottle smacked my tooth and chipped a little chunk off that shit. Also my good freind broke his tooth in half in like 6th grade and to this day has not gotten it fixed. That shit is finally starting to turn black and its gonna fall out. It fits him too because that chipped tooth and being a ginger is what makes him him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I have a chip on my tooth from taking a drink from a bottle of Jagermeister without proper placement of the bottle. UPS might be taking prisoners, jobs are tough to come by for many right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 My boy chipped his tooth in half doing that with a 40. :crap: :what: ughh that should be funny but the thought of pulling/scraping/cracking teeth or nails give me shivers. oh yeah, get a job at a dog kennel or nursing home shit work but you should be able to find a job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I once chipped my front tooth while eating a bagel.. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I once chipped my front tooth while eating a bagel.. The end. i did this too! it was after a night of coke so i was grinding alot and think they may have worked hand and hand.... spitfire... apply to be an art handler at a museum, you get paid well and get to whip a forklift and use mad power tools... thats what im doing right now, well applying i just found the posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Shits the worst when this happens when yer talking to a chick at a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH* Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 ..and you bring the glass up to your mouth, but you arent paying attention and you bang it against your teeth. Shit sucks bro. Meanwhile. Im about to start making calls and seeing if anyones hiring because I need a job ASAP. Any ideas? Seacrest out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Meanwhile. Im about to start making calls and seeing if anyones hiring because I need a job ASAP. Any ideas? [ATTACH]119055.vB[/ATTACH] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I've never done this but I often kinda miss my mouth when not paying attention and spill stuff on myself, then try to pretend it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 banging your teeth on a bowl fucking sucks too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 UPS is hiring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I often kinda miss my mouth when not paying attention and spill stuff on myself, then try to pretend it didn't happen. The classic "start taking a sip before its at all close enough" move. I'm guilty of this quite often when i'm trying to really focus on something else while taking a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH* Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 i hate when you bite a chip while its standing up in your mouth and that shit cuts the roof of your mouth. i also hate fly bitches with busted faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 i dis like fat girls with little tits my2cents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 i really needa find a job too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I once tried diving off this wall into the water, but I slipped a bit and caught the edge of the concrete below. http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=126147559036&ref=nf Chipped my tooth a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 DAMNNNNNNNNNNN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I once tried diving off this wall into the water, but I slipped a bit and caught the edge of the concrete below. http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=126147559036&ref=nf Chipped my tooth a little. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=131476&highlight=couple+months Good work. the video in my thread got removed and i figured some more people still needed to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 ..and you bring the glass up to your mouth, but you arent paying attention and you bang it against your teeth. Shit sucks bro. Meanwhile. Im about to start making calls and seeing if anyones hiring because I need a job ASAP. Any ideas? Seacrest out. ...AND YOU BRING YOUR HEAD DOWN TO THE WATER, BUT YOU AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION, AND A CROCODILE COMES UP, AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOUR HEAD IS BETWEEN ITS TEETH. SHIT SUCKS BRO. MEANWHILE. I'M ABOUT TO START MAKING SOME CALLS TO SEE IF I CAN CHANGE RELIGION, SO I CAN BE REINCARNATED AS ANOTHER ANIMAL HIGHER UP ON THE FOOD CHAIN ASAP. ANY IDEAS?? ZEBRA OUT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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El Vergudo Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 ^^ *EDITED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 WALMART. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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