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when you're going to go spit "game" at a woman, tell her you're talking to her to eventually fuck somewhere down the line, but for now you want to get to know her.

 

 

she knows what you after..after the fact.

 

you get with that swedish broad? in this manner?

 

 

aaaayeeeee

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Brilliant.

 

To expand on this tip...

- Use a small nail (drywall nails work well) and hammer out 10 to 15 holes in the lip of the paint can where the lid seats with the can. When you tap the lid back on, any residual pain will seep back into the can and not harden up and glue the lid to the can. Also, Use 2" masking tape and make a pouring spout on the opposite side of the color label (auto paint usually puts color codes on the side, not the top). Pour without getting paint all over the side of your can.

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Never give your knife to anyone to "see". Always boil water from a creek or river, hell even tap water can be worse in some cases. when done nutting squeegee the rest of the liquid kids out so she dont dry up in there.

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we can see that, tatanka.

 

here's a tip: if people don't know not to drink from a creek, don't tell them. we don't need those people in the gene pool.

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Worry about yourself, your loved ones and your immediate surroundings/home. If someone asks for help, lend a hand. If they keep coming around don't let it become a habit.

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i clean my microwave by putting a bowl of water with a few cut up lemmons in it ,put it on 5 mins ,

leave it in for a good 2 min or so let it get all steamed up then wipe it out.

 

repeat this process with a cap full of white vinigar to the mix if you still got some funky food smells in there still.

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"It's not how much you make but how much you spend"

 

something an older gentlemen told me today.. we were talking about saving money and stuff like that.. he said his father told that to him a lot when he was growing up. It's good to keep things simple and not have to many things. Keep life simple and don't over complicate everything

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