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dont eat at wendys

 

fart city. pungent too

 

But the $2 menu is too good to pass up. Fuck you Wendy's, just take all my money.

 

be very careful shaving.

 

..your balls. A slip up could be devastating.

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speaking of drive thru's, next time, intentionally forget to ask for

something out of your myriad of $1 menu items, saaaay the small soda,

for example. when you get to the window, just ask for it and like 8/10 times,

they'll just give you that shit free.

 

i actually had one night where i was [noticebly drunk and] passin thru BK

and got to the window, was getting my rodeo burger, nugs and fries, and

asked the girl working "yo, hypothetically, if i complained right now aobut

my fries being cold, youd have to gimme a new one free, right?"

 

"yeeeahh..?"

 

"well, fork em over".

 

its just good customer service. exploit it at every opportunity.

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speaking of drive thru's, next time, intentionally forget to ask for

something out of your myriad of $1 menu items, saaaay the small soda,

for example. when you get to the window, just ask for it and like 8/10 times,

they'll just give you that shit free.

 

i actually had one night where i was [noticebly drunk and] passin thru BK

and got to the window, was getting my rodeo burger, nugs and fries, and

asked the girl working "yo, hypothetically, if i complained right now aobut

my fries being cold, youd have to gimme a new one free, right?"

 

"yeeeahh..?"

 

"well, fork em over".

 

its just good customer service. exploit it at every opportunity.

 

this is true though. 10 times out of 10 if i make my order then as an after thought ask for a small soda, they'll give me it for free. least at taco bell and bk.

 

one chick at taco bell said they're supposed to ask if you want a drink.

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when you're going to go spit "game" at a woman, tell her you're talking to her to eventually fuck somewhere down the line, but for now you want to get to know her.

 

 

she knows what you after..after the fact.

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