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  • 4 weeks later...

when your sitting on an auto flush toilet, take a 10 inch strip of TP and cover the sensor so you dont get any unexpected flushes.

 

miss the spicy chicken crunchwrap supreme at tacobell? warn the workers if they dont get your order perfect youl call the manager, and tell em to stick chicken inside one, get half a serving of "guacamole" sauce and mix it up with half a serving of lava sauce (if you do a full serving of both its too much sauce, and if they dont mix it up the sauce flavors wont be distributed evenly) and stick that bitch in there.

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  • 3 weeks later...

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If your girl doesn't want to fuck as much as you do keep this around. start by massaging her feet

With it then massage her back without it and explain that if she takes off all her clothes you will

Give her a full body rub down and do so for about thirty minutes. Then gently finger her or rub down her clit boom works like a charm every fucking time plus everyone likes a good massage

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