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ya'll are doing it wrong.

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this is all opinionated advice, not tips and tricks.

 

one tip/trick, when someone online is annoying you, it is very easy to add them to the ignore list so you don't have to read their verbal diarrhea anymore.

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at a certain point in a relationship, you can end a conversation by stating the status of the relationship...you can say how you feel and that ends it...if you're in love.

like, 'okayy, i gotta go, i love you.'

you can't do it any time.. before that.

like, 'okay, i gotta go, i'm not that serious about you but i wanna hook up with you a couple more times.'

not opinion, hard fact, usually..from what i've experienced. anyway.

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when grocery shopping for fruits and vegetables' never buy whats closest to you' reach towards the back and pick from there.

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Safeway grocery stores, VONS in some parts of the country have a policy of letting the customer sample anything. If your are curious about produce you can ask and try it in the store, same goes for anything, chips, cookies or whatever.

 

I have only done this for fruit but my buddy who worked there said that if a customer asked to taste a chip or whatever they are supposed to open the bag up and let em try.

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ya'll are doing it wrong.

youre_doing_it_640_27.jpg

 

this is all opinionated advice, not tips and tricks.

 

one tip/trick, when someone online is annoying you, it is very easy to add them to the ignore list so you don't have to read their verbal diarrhea anymore.

 

or don't become "annoyed" by something as trivial as an internet message board. if you're becoming "annoyed by the internet" it's probably time to reevaluate some things in life.

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Check the little hole where the stems supposed to be at the top of the avocado.

Pop stem off, if it's any other color than a nice green, it's probably a bad avocado. Also obviously feeling around for softness and whatnot.

Those little shits are expensive and up until I learned this trick I'd piss myself off bringing home crap avos.

 

Eat all the grapes at the grocery store.

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If you don't know someones name punch them in the face, and walk into a different room and wait for someone to come up to you and ask "hey why did you punch Johnny in the face?"

 

Then you'll know his name and you'll look like a bad arse.

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They don't call it the "false information superhighway" for nothin'!

 

 

If you like old video game music of the 80's you can get a cartridge for gameboy called "Little Sound DJ" and make ill nintendo beats wherever, whenever....

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^^but that's who i'm married to. but under normal circumstances, this.

 

especially if you live in america, learn to speak spanish. sooner or later it's going to become an issue and it's really not that hard. mexicans aren't bad, they are here and growing so deal with it. i wish i had done it sooner.

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also, if you want to find out the name of a song, listen very closely to the lyrics, then google that shit.

 

a lot of people are tarded for not doing this

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dont be the toy who PMed me this

 

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go suck hitlers dick u german - Today, 11:46 AM

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go suck hitlers dick u german someone has to talk smack first wat evr stupid fool

 

 

 

 

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in my town u get into stupid shit like that u get shot - Today, 11:45 AM

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in my town u get into stupid shit like that u get shot my bad runnie u get all offensive fuck u go waste u time on something else not me

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