ST509 2 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Doodle, draw, sketch, and generally make a mess of every piece of paper that comes your way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ST509 2 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 Also draw mustaches on people in the newspaper. It's a stress reliever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xen 2,002 Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 get yourself an ODB/flava flav. someone to emphasize the science and philosophy you are dropping. or be an ODB/flava flav and shout philosophy and science that's dropping. and draw mustaches. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mdot 100 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Get yourself a hype man with one of these Erase mustaches from people in the magazines at your dentist's office. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TeenagerFromMars 112 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 just take the blue pill. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
famecrazy 457 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 If your girlfriend says she is going on a holiday to Europe, she is really getting slammed by a gang of Portuguese transvestite soccer players. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SwampFightOner 712 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIRTY D 25 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 lol dumbass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER 28 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 if your going to ride a sportsbike for the first time, let the clutch out VERY SLOWLY with no added gas. save some skin and money Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ALLFATS 36 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 try jackin off with your left hand. snort xanax. shit in outher peoples pillowcase. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CALIgula 1,934 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 edit* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Getoe 75 Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 try jackin off with your left hand. snort xanax. shit in outher peoples pillowcase. opposed to your own pillowcase? If beezy is dropping by, and you're trying to get your issue, don't ruin it by leaving your super plunger 5000 out in plain sight. Clean the motherfucker while you're at it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xen 2,002 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 one of the most important questions you can ask yourself is "what's in it for me?" Selfishness is not always a bad thing. it may help you avoid a lot of bullshit from people false flagging friendship and weigh the positive and negative of most situations. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
graflove 5 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 iv'e been in the same situation, thats true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mecs1 2 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 smoke weed? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER 28 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 yes but not everyday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sleazeside Heights 205 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 don't drink beer in bed, you'll probably spill it. wear a condom when getting a lap dance, don't ruin your undies. (yet to try) don't stress about stuff, you end up making it much worse, it all works out in the end. don't drink wine after beer, unless you love terrible hangovers. when you meet a girl, get her number asap. don't give yours. She doesn't usually call. You are more attractive than you think you are...be confident, get those chicks. pregame...always pregame, but never drink too fast. keep at a chill pace all night. always keep in the back of your mind not to embarrass yourself. wake n bake, you're good all day. waking up early is good for you, even though it sucks donkey balls. wake n bake fixes this. hindsight is 20/20. you can mope about the past, or move on. moving on is better. make lunch at home, cheaper than buying lunch at delis. Always keep your distance from drama, especially at the workplace. no matter how juicy. when camping, always bring a poncho. everything in moderation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yonis 15 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 smoke pot everyday but seriously.. hold the door open for people, then you have the right to be a dick and say "your welcome" if they don't say thanks say hi to random girls on the street, it can start a conversation (you don't always have to be drunk) if you've never done opiates.... don't start now apparently there is a lot to life, but i'm still having trouble finding it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
xen 2,002 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 don't post your life on the internet but seriously, don't do opiates ever. i mean ever. this should be stated in every post in this thread take care of your feet. ask anyone who's ever been in the military. loiter when possible get a job, it builds character. even if you are mad ballin' dope slangin' rackin' all the shit, honest money is more rewarding. save $25 a week. it adds up. listen to your elders. even the crazy ones travel. alot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
acer910 126 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 drink water every day, alot of it. steal coasters from bars, distribute them throughout your house. it shows you "care about cleanliness" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lewis and Clark 160 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 drink water every day, alot of it. steal coasters from bars, distribute them throughout your house. it shows you "care about cleanliness" steal whatever you can from bars. pint glasses always come in handy too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EON 352 39 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 be the change that you want in the world. and sometimes you have to imagine more than you think. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Big Pants 26 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Avoid working on time sensitive material for an economics major, unless you're an emotionless robot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EON 352 39 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 ^^ 1-800-SUICIDE 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andrewreynoldsx 29 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 ^^ red-headed step child Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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