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when you get arrested you no longer have to be read your miranda warnings. Look up the details of this, you'll be amazed/discouraged/enraged/enlightened.

 

I've been arrested more times than I care to admit in the last 7 years, and was never once read my Miranda Rights. I mentioned that to my lawyer once and he laughed, same way he did when i told him the cops beat my ass.

 

"Unless there's a priest, a nun, and two video cameras there there's not really anything to do"

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miranda rights narrowed...

 

http://detnews.com/article/20100601/METRO/6010394/Supreme-Court-narrows-Miranda-rights--keeps-Michigan-convict-in-prison

 

i get what you're sayin for sure, when the police tell a judge something, he immediately believes it, truth or not. But to change the laws is a whole new level of tyranny against the american people. We are no longer allowed to exercise our rights to their full degree.

Sorry for bringing this discussion here... should be in crossfire.

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Got old rice then make fried rice

put rice in a pile in a skillet on 3/4 or full heat

make a crator indention in the pile of rice

crack egg into crator

stir like hell

add soy sauce..cook rice till light brown

add cooked chicken beef or shrimp

Now you got fried rice instead of a clogged ass drain

 

Dont poor grease down the drain. it will clog it.

save the grease in a little bowl and store it in the oven

old bacon grease makes for some bad ass fried chicken too!

 

Drink beer with high alcohol content at home. Thiis will allow you to drink more low alcohol content beer when at parties...You will look cool and be able to keep your wits about you.

 

Find a Taqueria. Great food for a Great price!

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eating nanners backwards is gay, plus there's that black shit always in the last (your first) bite.

i use antibacterial soap AND a wash cloth, which doesnt even matter if everyone else in my tub doesnt. but you're probably washing your face with your room mates nuts.

 

my "roommate" happends to be my girl. i dont shack up with a bunch of other men like your faggot ass. go soak in ur "tub" with ur roomies homo.

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my "roommate" happends to be my girl. i dont shack up with a bunch of other men like your faggot ass. go soak in ur "tub" with ur roomies homo.

 

aww, did i hurt your feeeeelings? 12 year olds have so many different feelings, you must have lost that first pube you been grooming with my washcloth advice, sorry about that.

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-have at least 10 sim cards on hand pre loaded with money and only ever text msg.

-take the battery out your phone when you want too go somewhere or do something important.

-use hushmail, and only on public computers, switch email addresses every week.

-meet in public, talk off subject and just pass notes back and forth, then burn em yourself.

-don't ever use blackberry pin's.

-don't ever use pay phones.

-never tell bitches what you do.

-use predetermined drop offs and pick ups.

-never have product and cash in the same place.

-never drive in a car with product, walk or take public transit.

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-have at least 10 sim cards on hand pre loaded with money and only ever text msg.

-take the battery out your phone when you want too go somewhere or do something important.

-use hushmail, and only on public computers, switch email addresses every week.

-meet in public, talk off subject and just pass notes back and forth, then burn em yourself.

-don't ever use blackberry pin's.

-don't ever use pay phones.

-never tell bitches what you do.

-use predetermined drop offs and pick ups.

-never have product and cash in the same place.

-never drive in a car with product, walk or take public transit.

 

Never make a dollar because people are weirded out by crazy paranoid drug dealers

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