MAR Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 When trying to get ketchup out of a glass bottle tap where the taper ends instead of the back. Let your electronics batteries lose their charge before recharging them every now and again. Exercise daily. It will keep you healthy, physically as well as mentally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 do graff in nerd clothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 THUG LIFE *Cocks Shotgun* invest in some "mixing caps", mix your scrap cans together to get some funky colors 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Stay in school, I've seen so many people drop out and become failures. Don't smoke, it truly is horrible and is -1000 attractive points for females. Be honest unless the lie you are about to tell can save your life; you really do get a lot of respect from people and they will see that you are a trustworthy individual. A gulp of Tylenol PM actually helps you sleep/sleep better. A little bit of wine now and then helps your heart. Wait until that item you want at that expensive store is on sale. Read, look up words, fill your head with knowledge everyday. It helps to take part of intellectual conversations and also helps you out in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 If you want a bigger dick, a hot girlfriend who buys you weed, and more money, listen to DMX /just throwing this out there again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lew Blum Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Luck is not entirely random. Its been proven that people often make their own "luck", be it for good or bad. If you walk around with a shitty attitude, people will treat you shitty and shitty things will happen for you. If you go into a given situation, say a job interview, with a positive outlook and pleasant demeanor, potential employers will be more likely to hire you. If you convince yourself that you're going to fail, you are already half way there. Chance favors the prepared. I see this shit happen all the time. Don't use WD-40 in place of grease, oil, or some other lubricant, like on a bicycle chain or the blades of a given tool. WD-40 is a degreaser, which will actually flush out good lubricant leaving the surface dry. The thing that you were trying to lubricate is now more susceptible to breakage, wear and rust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 if ya like bottled water, buy a couple Liter bottles and take the works water for your house. It's not bad if you start to cycle like water and do a little a day. i dont eat doughnuts but i do know DnD throughs out there doughnuts close to closing 1 1/2 dozen for $3 at bad if ya like doughnuts. Costco, nuff said. just get the nonperishable stuff. i hate throwing food away You can freeze bread and let it thaw in the fridge... like new. in a rush or got stale bread and dont wanna make french toast, the Defrost Button is you new friend. Ever goto the grocery store and was hungry and ended up buying too much food. Hit up the deli section and ask to sample some deli meat, grab a bag of chip and eatin em while you finish shopping. wear an under shirt to save your good threads from being over washed and faded. PS wash en inside out to to protect and prints you got on em. if you drive.. learn to coast more, learn to not floor it off the line, learn to brake slower to carry your speed (esp. if you can see the light is red ahead). all this save mucho gas. also pick the lane that gives you the greatest possibility to get thru the pack and into open road, less chances of accidents or someone braking late because they forgot to turn and didn't put on the blinker. NJ drivers... the majority suck ass... condoms are free at Planned Parenthood.... get tested while you are there getting yo stash!! OOHH!! fill your car up @ 1/2 tank less ait gets into the tank which then yields the greatest amount of gas getting in your tank. ALWAYS fill up your car in the morning when the ground is at it's coldest, gas is densier = you more gas, and dont fill up when you see them filling the tanks w/ the big tanker trucks. It unsettles all the shit on the bottom of the tanks and it gets into your car! Free Toothpicks are jacked at the bar or restaurant, i didn't see a sign that gave a limit more later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 NEVER forget anything when it comes to money. collect the rain, when you forget to pay your waterbill you can boil it and drink that junk BC Goody powder packs really do work, just dont pop like 3 a day or else your stomach lining will fuck up. that WD-40 tip above me is 100 percent truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 No.1 - never let no one know how much dough you hold. No.2 - never let em know your next move. No.3 - never trust nobody. No.4 - never get high on your own supply. No.5 - never sell no crack where you rest at. No.6 - that god damn credit, dead it. No.7 - keep your family and business completely separated. No.8 - never keep no weight on you. No.9 - if you aint gettin bags stay the fuck from police. No.10 - consignment. THUG LIFE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ihPOTDxMfE ^^^'cause reading is for faggots and commies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 To save tissues, wipe your dick off on your bitches hair after fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serial rapist Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Two rules I try to stick by: 1) Play it cool. 2) Mind your own business. I wish more people did this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Save all your change in a jar Dont drink alone..pretty much only get drunk on the weekends Make a to do list and actually do the shit on the list Try not to stay around negative ass people Dont let your mind stop you from having a good time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 14, 2009 Author Share Posted September 14, 2009 When you are parking down town and the spot is small look to see if there is a glass building face around to use as a mirror to help you avoid hitting the cars in front and behind you as you parallel park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ihPOTDxMfE ^^^'cause reading is for faggots and commies... i posted that shit last page... i guess nobody reads anything or even clicks on links anymore. theres only one rule nigga... don't get caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lefty2 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 heres the tip....yall is everyday tricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Don't piss up a rope, my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 instead of air-freshner leave a bar of soap in your car under the seat. it lasts a lot longer and keeps yo shit smellin fresh and clean instead of all "strawberry shithole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 - dispose of fingernails/toenails..cockroaches feed on them - avoid large or super sized fast food options. - never EVER do coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 wash your hands. a life long rule that isnt that complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 theres only one rule nigga... don't get caught. ^^^that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 JUST READ THIS WHOLE THREAD AND GOD, SOME OF THIS ADVICE IS SOOOOOO GAY! SERIOUSLY AND I DOUBT HALF THE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD GO OUTTA THERE WAY TO DO ALL THIS CRAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 - - never EVER do coke UR TRIPPEN! EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET CRAZY SOMETIMES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 To save tissues, wipe your dick off on your bitches hair after fucking. Pshht! Real motherfuckers wipe it on the curtain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 - flush. just do it. it's easy - take a shit BEFORE you go to a party or a girls house. you don't need to or have to be "that guy." - dress the part in neighborhoods that you aren't sure about.. good or bad. - learn to write and speak in coherent sentences. and don't slur your words. - use sunscreen - bike to work if it's OK outside - if you're gonna get a tattoo, research and decide where you want and what you want and who you want to do it. think of it as an investment you'll be wearing the rest of your life. - be nice to people when you first meet them and give them a chance no matter their appearance. will almost always end well for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Wear dark shades so people you see everyday (with out them) dont recognize you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 - flush. just do it. it's easy - take a shit BEFORE you go to a party or a girls house. you don't need to or have to be "that guy." - dress the part in neighborhoods that you aren't sure about.. good or bad.- learn to write and speak in coherent sentences. and don't slur your words. - use sunscreen - bike to work if it's OK outside - if you're gonna get a tattoo, research and decide where you want and what you want and who you want to do it. think of it as an investment you'll be wearing the rest of your life. - be nice to people when you first meet them and give them a chance no matter their appearance. will almost always end well for you. YOUR GONNA MAKE A GREAT MOM ONE DAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 cut pvc pipe with string. ..not usefull at all . sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Watch who you surround yourself with And never Trust a fucking cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 never ever climb up a pole with pants on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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