RockTheCasbah Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Netflix is a better investment than any relationship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Netflix never cooked me crab legs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 or jerked me off with bouncing butt cheeks in the shower. but then, neither did any women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 dont eat at wendys fart city. pungent too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 dont eat at wendys fart city. pungent too But the $2 menu is too good to pass up. Fuck you Wendy's, just take all my money. be very careful shaving. ..your balls. A slip up could be devastating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 speaking of drive thru's, next time, intentionally forget to ask for something out of your myriad of $1 menu items, saaaay the small soda, for example. when you get to the window, just ask for it and like 8/10 times, they'll just give you that shit free. i actually had one night where i was [noticebly drunk and] passin thru BK and got to the window, was getting my rodeo burger, nugs and fries, and asked the girl working "yo, hypothetically, if i complained right now aobut my fries being cold, youd have to gimme a new one free, right?" "yeeeahh..?" "well, fork em over". its just good customer service. exploit it at every opportunity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Being a complete dick to save $1 is a good life tip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 its in keeping with the material in this thread, and is mostly meant for humour, mr highandmighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockTheCasbah Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Gang star is guaranteed to get any suicide girl moist. Forget the hipster music... Bust out some shit from the 90s and you're in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 speaking of drive thru's, next time, intentionally forget to ask for something out of your myriad of $1 menu items, saaaay the small soda, for example. when you get to the window, just ask for it and like 8/10 times, they'll just give you that shit free. i actually had one night where i was [noticebly drunk and] passin thru BK and got to the window, was getting my rodeo burger, nugs and fries, and asked the girl working "yo, hypothetically, if i complained right now aobut my fries being cold, youd have to gimme a new one free, right?" "yeeeahh..?" "well, fork em over". its just good customer service. exploit it at every opportunity. this is true though. 10 times out of 10 if i make my order then as an after thought ask for a small soda, they'll give me it for free. least at taco bell and bk. one chick at taco bell said they're supposed to ask if you want a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 don't be a jerk to good people.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wafflecakee Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 + Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 + with a dash of salt. good with fries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 + bangin marinade for chicken, pork, or steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 potato chips on sandwich not with sandwich 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 ranch dressing in place of mayonnaise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 feet first feet first not the head ya fool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Always have secret pockets or hiding places to put your weed. fuck the po po Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Hard boil eggs in an electric kettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Nice to see PGW is still getting banned in 2013. Send me my fucking package it's been 11 years!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 ^mad gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 don't forget to clean your belly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 when you're going to go spit "game" at a woman, tell her you're talking to her to eventually fuck somewhere down the line, but for now you want to get to know her. she knows what you after..after the fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 when you're going to go spit "game" at a woman, tell her you're talking to her to eventually fuck somewhere down the line, but for now you want to get to know her. she knows what you after..after the fact. you get with that swedish broad? in this manner? aaaayeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwel Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Brilliant. To expand on this tip... - Use a small nail (drywall nails work well) and hammer out 10 to 15 holes in the lip of the paint can where the lid seats with the can. When you tap the lid back on, any residual pain will seep back into the can and not harden up and glue the lid to the can. Also, Use 2" masking tape and make a pouring spout on the opposite side of the color label (auto paint usually puts color codes on the side, not the top). Pour without getting paint all over the side of your can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 ^^TRUUUUUE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Never share your plans with a stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 a penny saved is a penny earned don't eat cheese before breakfast bitches are like stiches, pull 'em out and they open up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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