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Googling your real name turns up?

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I googled my name and got all kinds of shit.

I thought my name was gonna turn up a couple other dudes.

But mine turned up a bunch of dudes that are basically the opposite of me.

Anti-Immigration activist (Mexican by the way), a youth pastor, and to top it off another city worker whos a buffer. And a few lame dentist dudes and some modeling agency talent scout.

 

But seriously a Mexican anti-illegal immigration lawyer.

I'm all for that shit. We need more taco trucks out here.

 

Youth Pastor?

I only go to church for weddings and funerals and I try to duck out on both.

 

Buffer?

To top it off I work for a city too but no buffer. /nocarlathaler

 

Dentists?

Seriously there's like 3 or 4 of them. I guess I was the only one that didnt get the memo to not be a fuck up.

 

Modeling Agency Scout?

Too afraid to check out the site. Hopefully it's not on some faggot shit. If it is legit maybe I should buy some business cards and invite some talentless models to my casting couch. /nh /yesperveract

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Guest spectr

some astrophysicists who is writes books i could only wish to understand...

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Guest spectr
First thing that came up was a Death Notice.

you're a fucking zombie..

someone shot him in the head...

:lol:

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mine is a google blog page warning for a con artist

it chronicles some womans experience with getting scammed and is an open warning

its actually kind of unsettling like i hope no potential employers google it

theres a 20 year age difference, and hes in prison now

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My pops and me share the same name, so I just found out he has Facebook account. /noadd

 

There is also another dude with his name from his hometown, which is weird since our name isn't that common.

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Guest JohnLester#31

Found an old Myspace from '05. Had to delete that in a heart beat.

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Guest T14K

a bunch of skateboarding contests and a couple of news reports about graffiti...

 

 

no more arrests will help this.

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Guest T14K

how fucking OLD can your TWITTER account really be???

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you said dentist. Find out dudes social security number. Get his school transcripts

apply for jobs as thou you are him. When it comes time to fill out W2 forms just

put your real SSN and hope they dont notice

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