injury Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 http://www.jerksinyourarea.com Very similar to "Best of Craigslist" but more reliably funny. Examples: Porn Couch http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/08/casting-couch-for-sale-5000-st-cloud/ Crime Lab for Sale (no DAO) http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/08/crime-lab-for-salelong-term-lease-3200-location-classified/ Read the "compensation" section... :lol: http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/09/need-legal-advice-detroit/ Congratulations! you don't have AIDS! http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/09/to-the-guy-in-my-closet-you-dont-have-aids-m4w-30-lakewood/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Big Pants Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Compensation: I AM PRETTY BROKE BUT I COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME SAUSAGES FROM MY WORK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 this shit's popular around my neighborhood now. I hear this song blasted by a bunch of korean pre teens repping extra skinny jeans doing some gay dance moves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 that "jerk" dance is beyond gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 that 'to the guy in my closet you don't have aids' one is fucking comedy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Congratulations! you don't have AIDS! http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/09/to-the-guy-in-my-closet-you-dont-have-aids-m4w-30-lakewood/ Holy fuck :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 12, 2009 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/08/attn-reporters-i-have-your-scoop-marthas-vineyard/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I READ "JURK OFF IN MY AREA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 "Compensation: I AM PRETTY BROKE BUT I COULD HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME SAUSAGES FROM MY WORK " hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/09/help-me-confront-a-methamphetamine-lab-texoma/ This guy will get murdered. Why not just call the cops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 12, 2009 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/09/help-me-confront-a-methamphetamine-lab-texoma/ This guy will get murdered. Why not just call the cops? ... They spend most of their time sleeping in lawn chairs on their porch so I do not predict that things will get violent. :mexican: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 ... :mexican: :lol: :lol: :lol: i love you, best joke in times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 BLACK PEOPLE ARE GETTING MORE EMO BY THE DAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 No its more like they are all hopping on the hipster apperal, cause kanye wears it...but they seem like they are trying to sound/act like the cool kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 i love you, best joke in times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 You know that's actually not a guy in drag, just some hidious old chick from the village voice who survived NYC in the late 70s/early 80s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Looks close enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerksinyourarea Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 hey all. thanks for reading jerksinyourarea. i don't know much about this forum, but i see it's called "the writer's forum" so if any of you are writers and feel like writing some fucked up craigslist ads we'd be happy to publish them. (you don't have to tell us if they're real or fake. just funny) you can email them to us at jerksinyourarea at gmail dot com. we also have a submission thingy on our website here. thanks, jerks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 What are you talking about? None of us write. What a TPW cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 2, 2009 Author Share Posted October 2, 2009 http://www.jerksinyourarea.com/2009/09/send-in-the-clown-fredericksburg/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 http://www.jerksinyourarea.com/2009/09/weird-and-strange-request-55-clinton-twp/ wtf..:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 hey all. thanks for reading jerksinyourarea. i don't know much about this forum, but i see it's called "the writer's forum" so if any of you are writers and feel like writing some fucked up craigslist ads we'd be happy to publish them. (you don't have to tell us if they're real or fake. just funny) you can email them to us at jerksinyourarea at gmail dot com. we also have a submission thingy on our website here. thanks, jerks jerksgooglingthemselvesinyourarea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 more likely checking the servers stats to see where all the new traffic is coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 :lol: http://www.jerksinyourarea.com/2009/09/to-the-guy-in-my-closet-you-dont-have-aids-m4w-30-lakewood/ :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 more likely checking the servers stats to see where all the new traffic is coming from. damn I just literally rethought for a very long 10 seconds about my internet browsing and the relation of in reality going to a bar I normally go to and a porn site I normally visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/11/looking-for-a-samrt-girl-m4w-28-brooklyn/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/10/take-the-blame-for-the-porn-on-my-computer-dover/ haha fuck it id take the blame for 85$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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