.hopeless. Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 let me know when you get that..... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama+hotpocket ...what.the.fuck. and getting caught masterbating..not as disgusting as catching her. msnbc or fox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 msnbc. fuck kim kardashian and get aids or eat another humans brain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA. thanks hopless. Definitely cook the brains and eat them. Fuck AIDS unless your Magic J. Hit by a car moving at 50 mph or get jumped by Kimbo and Liddell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 about the brain thing - it could be as bad as AIDS, because cannibals get some kind of disease that drive them insane before killing them. many animals cannibalize, but some of them get a genetic disease from it. it also might have something to do with the amount of consumption... something i remember hearing about long time ago in science class possibly & lol! jumped by kimbo & laddell i guess... a higher chance of living, depending on their beatdown inject a syringe full of etch straight into your urethra & pump as you pull out /nh or eat a giant pile of assorted-sized drywall chips at gunpoint (must finish or its one to the head) while not being allowed the cold bottle of water in front of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Etch in the urethra. I used to get that stuff all over me before I knew it was harmful, but it never did anything. I'm etch-proof. tie your dad up, eat his asshole for 2 hours, and never give an explanation or be skinned alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 GODDAMN YOU RADIOLOGIST.GODDAMN YOU AND YOUR IMPOSSIBLE CHOICES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 be skinned alive. go to prision for life and everyday is guaranteed rape or eat your mom out everyday for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 ^^^^ even if she's dead? Like eating corpse puss in the cemetary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Prison, I suppose I'd grow to enjoy it eventually. Incest is just totally off limits. Pulp or no-pulp? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 No pulp. Ramen in a cup, or package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Cup No school/work friday or monday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Monday Blue eyes, or green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Green Bad Breath all the time or Body odor all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Breath... Gallon of rotten milk or carton of rotten eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 eggs, you can throw them be awake for no more than 4 hours a day or only get 2 hours of sleep everynight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 BE AWAKE FOR NO MORE THAN 4 HOURS A DAY PS3 OR XBOX 360 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 PS3 all day... just got one a few weeks ago.. and... sleep for 2 hours....the fuck son you a retard?? you can do so much in 22 hours. vomiting or pissin out your asshole?? not literally.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 ^That sucks. Ever heard of the runs, that can actually be possible. Married With Children or Family Matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 married with children, simpsons or south park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 south park burn a cannon & get thrown into a pit of hungry junkyard dogs or have a clip emptied on you, in order starting from your feet-kneecaps-dick /nh-hands-elbows-shoulders-throat-forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 junkyard dogs. snap one of their necks, and the rest wont fuck around Megan Fox in Transformers or Transformers 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brasif al-muhammed Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 both for teh win chron super-blunt, or pussy from your favorite porn star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 only if its unlimited pussy... Duncan Donuts coffee or Starbucks coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 dunkin coffee homo or no homo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I'm not gay... Fish sticks or chicken nuggets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Chicken nuggets even though iv come across plenty o bad ones....bleh! Tositos corn chips or santitas corn chips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLoveRamen Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 santitas. the DeLorean (Back to the Future) or telephone booth (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 TELEPHONE BOOTH!! Gotta see that movie again. Mos Def or Common Sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Common Water or Iced Tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 H2O Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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