Kevin Harris Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 congratulations! inb4argumentaboutcircumcision 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 congrats man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Congrats lex! He's a big kid hahaha Be a good father, raise john right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 congratulations! inb4argumentaboutcircumcision Hahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!! Teach him how to play chess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 congrabulashuns 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 12, 2009 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 Oh you know it Banana!! I'm gonna teach him the Alekhine Defense, Ruy Lopez, Queen's Gambit. All my favorite opening!!! I'm so stoked, Thanks everyone for the gracious words. It's for sure a change. He's healthy as shit, no problems, everything has gone super well and easy. I gotta stay with my lady for one more night. We should be able to come home tomorrow. So until then, OOntz OOntz OOntz!!!! FUCK THE REST!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 congratz on the germination. Buy him cheesesteak flavored baby food. He will love you for it....and then maybe argue with you about why its the best type of baby food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 12, 2009 Author Share Posted September 12, 2009 Yo here's a photo of my dude. He's a cute fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 One thing I regret a little from when my child was that age is that I meant to make foot and hand prints and never got around to it. The three dabs of blood they take for dna is so much lamer than the old print on the birth certificate. Good looking kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Awww too cute. Lil' Lex!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Off the wall dare, go into the nursery with a pair of scissors and cut the ID bracelets of the newborns and scatter them around the room while going through the "who is on first" shtick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 congrats man! whats the smoking situation gonna be now that you have little lungs to think of. he needs a mobile above where he sleeps of the wu logo :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 Eh, I been going outside when I smoke. And I do need a little Wu thing to hang on this nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Little guy is cute Lex. Congrats again man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 See how fat you can make him before he's 1 year old. Alternately I've seen 3 year olds with 6 packs. Mold him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 i dont think 6 year olds can get six packs. i have been under the impression for quite a while that you cant really develop your muscles until puberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 i dont think 6 year olds can get six packs. i have been under the impression for quite a while that you cant really develop your muscles until puberty. German super babies!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Congratulations Lex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 German super babies!!! WOW!!!!! hahahahah little nigga doing his thing. I remember this kid from some TV show. They was wondering if he pops gave him steroids when he was tiny, he's 8 in this pic. http://www.richardsandrak.com/ Thats his site, he's a little older now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 congrats little irak! i hope you are being a super supportive dad and giving your lady lots of love and support! oh, and good trying to pull any ass whatsoever for the next, oh, year or so. chea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 make sure you feed him plenty of cheese steaks so he grows up big and strong like dao, that way he won't even be able to fit into tight pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 props 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 congrats on ya new addition..Newborns are easy to deal with.. He should be sleeping a lot for the first couple months.. so get urs now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 ^what? Most babies do not have a big enough stomach to sleep through the night until four months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 when lactating women are sexually aroused, their nipples tend to secrete a hormone called oxytocin. often, the smell will wake up the baby, who associates oxytocin with feeding, even if it is in the next room. hence, newborn blueball syndrome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 That is true the nurses said he can smell his mothers breast stuff whatever she called it, from 50 feet away. He wakes up about every 3 hours looking for a tit to suck on. But other than that he's ok, he was a little fussy the last time he woke up to eat. But he's been rather quiet and chill. He's super alert, it's wild!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 dude i wish i had the titty smelling power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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