mdot Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Knock knock Who's there? Smell mop Smell mop who? lol... smell my poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d a m a g e Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 A man walks in to a bar. Alcoholism is destroying his family 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 whats more embarressing than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic? having to go in and ask for a coat hanger! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d a m a g e Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Why cant you buy pizza in the amazon? Because. The amazon is sparsly populated and it wouldn't be economically viable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEE.THE.VIPER Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 what did the ghost say to the bee? boo bee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 A man walks in to a bar. Alcoholism is destroying his family :lol: fucking lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 knock knock who's there? Doctor. Doctor who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 a pirate walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey pirate what's with that steering wheel in your pants?", the pirate says "Arrrrr It's driving me nuts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fshhh What is the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? You can chop beef but ya can't pea soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 what do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothin, you already told the bitch twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d a m a g e Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 knock knock whos there? idunap idunap who? hahaha you done a poo!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esar Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Why did the boy fall off the swing? because hes a loaf of bread..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 how does chuck norris make his dick 10 inches he folds it in half.no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Why were the Native Americans here first? BECAUSE THEY HAD RESERVATIONS B=====D~~~___ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poop stache Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 why doesn't texas fall into the gulf? because oklahoma sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 why the crackhead cross the street? to buy some more crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted December 11, 2009 Author Share Posted December 11, 2009 realy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 that's a fail. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street villain Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 what's a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I might be ugly. But at least I have no money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 ok then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7-8-9! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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