acer910 Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 got a torrent tmk? and i live in a small enough town that if say 500 citizens survived, as long as we were smart and no mutiny bullshit happened and depending on whether or not it was tourist season we could kill off the 85,000 old retired people. and we are on the coast so if needed we can make a last minute retreat, or just camp on a riverboat and watch as the zombies jump into the river and get swept away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I hear only the zombies hold the ingrediants to teh krinkz see this is what i heard as well damn you zombies..... damn you to hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I got me an army of zombie KR's in my basement to make me the finest Krink. I bought them on sale at Bombing Science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 BURR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 every motherfucker would die, except bear grylls. he would just eat them to survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 If ZOmbies came I would run home jump on 12oz and turn this motherfucking thread into a Horror Flick Torrent thread. And get some good shit posted up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 hop on bike and ride the 10 miles to my work good plan :rolleyes: Also, they're flesh and blood, but now with a virus (in most all movies at least) that make them crazy/infectious/cannibalistic, not immune to the laws of science. i can get behind the ideas that electrical impulses are still in their brains and tell them to get up and kill and obey the most primal of instincts, NOT that they're immune to any sort of decomposition and/or applicable laws of science. You really going to bring in the "laws of science" when you're talking about ZOMBIES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 krink fire extingisher lol...zombies who cares if there the slow ones u could get away with a brisk walk and lock ur doors at night lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 have you seen 28 days later? they will be able to chase you down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Wovoka) Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 dawn of the dead & 28 days later both dope zombie movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 lets face it, if there were a zombie outbreak everyone would know what to do. You would have to scrapping with people just to kill one, still though it would be the best week ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderbird Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 The only weapon I need is the one I use to blow my brains out when I realize that this ombie hell is never going to end, and I'm going to be guarding my house from invasions daily for the rest of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 good plan :rolleyes: Also, You really going to bring in the "laws of science" when you're talking about ZOMBIES? 1. i'm not gonna take any shit from someone with the word 'powterpuff' in his name 2. yes. what are you gonna do besides whine, faggot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 grab my shotgun, head to the gunshop and attampt to retrieve more guns and ammo. might be dangerous because i assume tons of others will be there. steal my neighbors RV head to the store stock up. pick up some friends and loved ones. head up to the mountains to the homie's cabin. destroy the 10 or so steps to the front door and post up. Defiantly make sure to bring 2 of my female friends, no more no less. oh yeah, stop by the weedman's house and take as much of it as i can find. knowing him he will be dead already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 would you smash a hot zombie if she was tied up? would you wear protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Shotgun,rifle. make napalm. get security cameras. built a mote around the house in the hills, cook some good food and watch the world die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 i don't want to catch the virus! then again.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 If zombies attacked, just grab some pipe bombs... and try not to piss of the witch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 good plan :rolleyes: Also, You really going to bring in the "laws of science" when you're talking about ZOMBIES? whats your plan dumbass? and yea, riding along the highway for just ten miles which would only take 30 minutes tops is a pretty good plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 boat in ocean. can zombies swim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Here is a very loose first draft: Zombie Attack Plan Upon learning of an outbreak: 1. Call everyone you know and find a safe meeting spot that can easily be made to protect the people inside. (Mall, condo building, office building etc) 2. Tell the people to grab and necessary items (Pets, children (bait), medicines, etc.) and meet at the safe spot that will further be known as “The Nest”. 3. On the way to The Nest go to gun store. Pick up everything and anything. Guns, ammo, body armor, etc. Also Primetimes. 4. Loot a Safeway. Non perishables, magazines, DVDs, TVs, and pharmacy (medicines, pills, creams, shampoo, toothbrushes, toothpaste etc. Possibly aviator sunglasses to look bad ass upon slaying zombies in the future. 5. Steal some cows, chickens etc for farming within The Nest. 6. Invite a tattoo artist. 7. Invite a doctor. 8. Assemble a mobile strike team complete with a tour bus, semi truck (fuel tanker), hummers, quads and motorcycles. 9. Make your way to The Nest to assemble a task force. Assign ranks and make an emergency plan just in case of a break in. 10. Develop a government within The Nest. Nothing crazy. 11. The future doesn’t need stupid people so kill the ones that made it inside The Nest. 12. Go on daily cruises and kill zombies. 13. Get a ton of the bombest weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_bus Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 fuckin zombies, i often have recurring dreams of being in a zombie apocolypse. Generally i run like hell and eventually fight a bunch off, but i always end up getting devoured in the end. Nothing quite like waking up in a cold sweat after believing you'd just gotten eaten alive by the undead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I would find an isolated zombie and let him bite my arm, then kill him and hide somewhere safe until i died and spawned back as a zombie..that way i avoid the whole being eaten alive thing..which i find down right frightening, and the whole OMG I HAVE TO SURVIVE SOMEHOW thing. Can't beat them...join em! Conformist.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 would you smash a hot zombie if she was tied up? would you wear protection. Yes and probably not...i'd give her the "aww come on baby...its my birthday" line and proceed to zombie anal fest ftw...then shoot her in the face of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 and continue to smash of course^ (dont judge me) and 2398456239846, thats a pretty good plan except a hotel or office building would be a nightmare. every floor looks the same and is symmetrical? i dont think so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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