iloveboxcars Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 take my remington premier and drive to the bass pro shop. they have clothes, guns, food, tents, sleeping bags, knives etc. and just wait for it all to blow over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 i haver a full detailed zombie plan with one of my buddies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 The fuck is this cartoon conversation about? Zombies ain't shit. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 i wonder what would happen if you fucked a zombie. would it be necrophelia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 It would kill you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 1. get whatever weapons are CLOSE. i'm not going out of my way for shit. 2. steal a truck. the bigger, the better. 3. raid a hardware store and get rope, an axe, or whatever else i can use as a tool and a weapon, since space is limited. 4. find an apartment building with only one entrance, and head to the top floor (5-6 stories would be preferred, but depending on the amount of activity inside). barricading the entrance, and destroying the stairs behind me as i advance. one destroyed flight of stairs = zombie proofing. 5. secure my new zombie-free hangout, and continue to find survivors to rally up there. 6. go out in groups to find and stock up on food i imagine an actual zombie epidemic would only last a few weeks at the very most, i doubt it'd be an apocalyptic stuation, so it's more about being conservative and letting them starve and die after a few weeks, and keeping your ass out of the fire. and yes i've thought about this a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 But seriously, I'd snag a giant yacht and make a trip to home depot and food stores and get hella fishpoles and shit... live off the ocean, kevin costner style take notes i was thinking the same thing except id snag a bunch of females to come along with me then find a remote island and have mad baby's with all of em and start my own civilization and i would rule all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I would find an isolated zombie and let him bite my arm, then kill him and hide somewhere safe until i died and spawned back as a zombie..that way i avoid the whole being eaten alive thing..which i find down right frightening, and the whole OMG I HAVE TO SURVIVE SOMEHOW thing. Can't beat them...join em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 i wonder what would happen if you fucked a zombie. would it be necrophelia? Teeth in the vagina son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 maybe this book can help http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide If anyone is bored enough to read this entire thing, a full two hundred something page guide on how to survive a zomby attack http://fliiby.com/file/12221/zrm7b0ir5i.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 only 200 pages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Yeah that seems short for surviving a fake epidemic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 1. get whatever weapons are CLOSE. i'm not going out of my way for shit. 2. steal a truck. the bigger, the better. 3. raid a hardware store and get rope, an axe, or whatever else i can use as a tool and a weapon, since space is limited. 4. find an apartment building with only one entrance, and head to the top floor (5-6 stories would be preferred, but depending on the amount of activity inside). barricading the entrance, and destroying the stairs behind me as i advance. one destroyed flight of stairs = zombie proofing. 5. secure my new zombie-free hangout, and continue to find survivors to rally up there. 6. go out in groups to find and stock up on food i imagine an actual zombie epidemic would only last a few weeks at the very most, i doubt it'd be an apocalyptic stuation, so it's more about being conservative and letting them starve and die after a few weeks, and keeping your ass out of the fire. and yes i've thought about this a lot. if you destroyed the stairs how would you rally together survivors and go out for food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 1. get whatever weapons are CLOSE. i'm not going out of my way for shit. 2. steal a truck. the bigger, the better. 3. raid a hardware store and get rope, an axe, or whatever else i can use as a tool and a weapon, since space is limited. 4. find an apartment building with only one entrance, and head to the top floor (5-6 stories would be preferred, but depending on the amount of activity inside). barricading the entrance, and destroying the stairs behind me as i advance. one destroyed flight of stairs = zombie proofing. 5. secure my new zombie-free hangout, and continue to find survivors to rally up there. 6. go out in groups to find and stock up on food i imagine an actual zombie epidemic would only last a few weeks at the very most, i doubt it'd be an apocalyptic stuation, so it's more about being conservative and letting them starve and die after a few weeks, and keeping your ass out of the fire. and yes i've thought about this a lot. huh, homie zombies dont starve and die they are already dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 3. raid a hardware store and get rope, an axe, or whatever else i can use as a tool and a weapon, since space is limited. zombies don't climb last i figured. i feel like it's still an airtight plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 rent a boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 huh, homie zombies dont starve and die they are already dead have you seen 28 days later? besides, after all the nourishing materials are passed through their body, they're not going to get any nourishment besides flesh. and since they're killing everything/eating it, there is going to be no 'new' meat. it's not like they're made out of iron, they're flesh and blood, but now with a virus (in most all movies at least) that make them crazy/infectious/cannibalistic, not immune to the laws of science. i can get behind the ideas that electrical impulses are still in their brains and tell them to get up and kill and obey the most primal of instincts, NOT that they're immune to any sort of decomposition and/or applicable laws of science. if you didn't eat shit for a month, yet were still walking around and expending energy, would you be skinnier? hell man, even read other zombie-related books. the waking dead, crossed, not just this romero stuff. romero made awesome zombie movies that dealt with the initial outbreak, but as far as the long-term issue (i.e. day of the dead, twilight of the dead or whatever the fuck it was), i think he overlooked a fuckton of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 well no i wolyd be in some kind of shape with all that walkin around and stuff 28 days was a moooooooooooooviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie not reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 so what real-life zombie experience are you basing that they're going to be perpetually nourished on? night/dawn/day/twilight of the dead were just movies, but you seem to be going by the (scientific) rules set in those. THIS IS REAL LIFE MAN, LIFE AND FUCKIN` DEATH. GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 well no i wolyd be in some kind of shape with all that walkin around and stuff 28 days was a moooooooooooooviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie not reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife Zombies. What would YOU do? it was a movie??? herr derr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 go all city bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I worry about payin'my bills on time, not zombies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 i don't gotta worry about paying my bills on time, so i got plenty of time to think about zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 well, going out on a boat and just chilling seems to be the obvious solution. if your a pussy. unless zomby disease was some airborne pathogen, id stay and fight. just for the hell of it. i mean, even if you do survive with the whole boat thing you arent going to know when they are gone, what kind of world order it is, whether or not they won, nothing. i could understand sending your children and wife off on a boat but personally id rather stay on terra firma to atleast watch what goes down. earths future is looking pretty bleak at that point so you might as well have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffiti.mindset Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 we are already zombies, just smarter and more violent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 great idea.if you dress up like micheal jackson the zombies wont attack you.micheal is the king of the zombies...then you start doing the thriller dance.zombies cant resist this and will automatically join in.while im doing this ill have one of my none zombie accomplices to post up on a near by rooftop and one by one pick off the zombies with his sniper rifle. its a full proof plan my nigga.dont doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 go all city bro haha this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 best comic series ever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 well, going out on a boat and just chilling seems to be the obvious solution. if your a pussy. unless zomby disease was some airborne pathogen, id stay and fight. just for the hell of it. i mean, even if you do survive with the whole boat thing you arent going to know when they are gone, what kind of world order it is, whether or not they won, nothing. i could understand sending your children and wife off on a boat but personally id rather stay on terra firma to atleast watch what goes down. earths future is looking pretty bleak at that point so you might as well have fun if where i'm at is overrun by zombies, i'm not trying to be hard and stay on shore to fight them off. eventually, you WILL die, to where i will be sipping cactus cooler on my boat, catching dogs and whatnot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I hear only the zombies hold the ingrediants to teh krinkz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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