acer910 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 cmon, lets hear it. whats your zombie invasion survival plan? discuss all things zombie related in here. il start with with mine. (keep it realistic with resources you have currently.) grab my mossberg 500 and marlin model 60 .22, all the ammo i have stocked up, hop on bike and ride the 10 miles to my work. (i have the necessary storage racks and whatnot to carry all the supplies on my bike) lock myself inside my work, its in the middle of the bad part of town so theres only 1 window and it has several layers of expanded steel over it, its a metal building, surrounded by razorwire fence. had welder, tons of stock steel, all kinds of building materials. begin to cut angle iron and flatbar at 45 degree angles and sharpening ends, welding them onto a frame in an array so that they are sticking out at about a 30 degree angle from the ground, set these up around the only door on the inside and a precaution. cut hole into roof, build the proper defenses upon the roof to effectively pick off zombies as needed. take all the various nuts we have (theres about 2 tons in total) and put them in the chainlink cage thats built within the shop previously used to store tools. now i have a steel fortress with loads of food and possible weapons surrounded by empty lots on all sides to wait out the invasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Go somewhere were there aren't zombies and chill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 youre doing it all wrong... zombies dont have feelings.. the guns, barbed wire and sharp ended fails are a fail.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I'D HANDLE BUSINESS LIKE I DO IN COD5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Get my wireless ps3 controller. And smoke some bowls. Nah seriously, take my machete and start looting my hood first, then off to other hoods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 What kind of zombies are you talking about? There are many different genus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Find whoever made this thread and kill them for being so fucking lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Are zombie dogs the same as zombie wolves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 youre doing it all wrong... zombies dont have feelings.. the guns, barbed wire and sharp ended fails are a fail.. obviously, hence why impaling them on an object thats secured to the ground inhibits their movement. same with the barbedwire. its just meant to stop them, not kill them. and the gun is just to either slow them down by blowing out their knee from 300 yards or to make them blind by blowing their face off. Find whoever made this thread and kill them for being so fucking lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 call him and then probably hide/cry...a lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 get ipod. create death metal/grindcore music playlist. chainsaw. get metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 duh move to canada everyone knows zombies hate canadians duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I thought if you destroy there brain, they die? Hence shooting them. Anywho, my dad and i would take the 4 or 5 guns in the house (whos counting) and my jeep and get down to business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicoli Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 maybe this book can help http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 8, 2009 Author Share Posted September 8, 2009 what, that lowered mexican piece of crap jeep? (kidding hah) and damn, when retards start using memegenerator.net you know its getting old. i think the essentials are high ground and plenty of supplies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 PLATINUM NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 PLATINUM NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:..i got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 -Benelli 12 gauge tactical -Colt 1911 -Machete or axe with pick on other end -Leatherman utility knife -LED flashlight -Back pack full of rounds, shells and MRE's Make my way to the nearest gun store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 The fuck is this cartoon conversation about? Zombies ain't shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Thats what Im talkin' about iced out polar bears relaxin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 and my jeep But seriously, I'd snag a giant yacht and make a trip to home depot and food stores and get hella fishpoles and shit... live off the ocean, kevin costner style take notes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowardMoon Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 duh move to canada everyone knows zombies hate canadians duh i'd move to northern canada. freeze those fuckers and make zombie smashing a national sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GLEN BENTON Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 max brooks' got me prepared... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 start my zombie porn empire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 BURR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 probably trip the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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