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Zombies. What would YOU do??

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cmon, lets hear it.

whats your zombie invasion survival plan?

 

discuss all things zombie related in here.

 

 

il start with with mine. (keep it realistic with resources you have currently.)

 

grab my mossberg 500 and marlin model 60 .22, all the ammo i have stocked up, hop on bike and ride the 10 miles to my work. (i have the necessary storage racks and whatnot to carry all the supplies on my bike)

lock myself inside my work, its in the middle of the bad part of town so theres only 1 window and it has several layers of expanded steel over it, its a metal building, surrounded by razorwire fence. had welder, tons of stock steel, all kinds of building materials.

begin to cut angle iron and flatbar at 45 degree angles and sharpening ends, welding them onto a frame in an array so that they are sticking out at about a 30 degree angle from the ground, set these up around the only door on the inside and a precaution.

cut hole into roof, build the proper defenses upon the roof to effectively pick off zombies as needed. take all the various nuts we have (theres about 2 tons in total) and put them in the chainlink cage thats built within the shop previously used to store tools.

now i have a steel fortress with loads of food and possible weapons surrounded by empty lots on all sides to wait out the invasion.

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Get my wireless ps3 controller.

And smoke some bowls.

 

 

Nah seriously, take my machete and start looting my hood first, then off to other hoods.

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What kind of zombies are you talking about? There are many different genus.

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youre doing it all wrong...

 

zombies dont have feelings..

 

the guns, barbed wire and sharp ended fails are a fail..

 

obviously, hence why impaling them on an object thats secured to the ground inhibits their movement. same with the barbedwire. its just meant to stop them, not kill them.

and the gun is just to either slow them down by blowing out their knee from 300 yards or to make them blind by blowing their face off.

 

Find whoever made this thread and kill them for being so fucking lame.

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I thought if you destroy there brain, they die? Hence shooting them.

 

Anywho, my dad and i would take the 4 or 5 guns in the house (whos counting) and my jeep and get down to business.

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what, that lowered mexican piece of crap jeep? (kidding hah)

 

and damn, when retards start using memegenerator.net you know its getting old.

 

i think the essentials are high ground and plenty of supplies.

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-Benelli 12 gauge tactical

-Colt 1911

-Machete or axe with pick on other end

-Leatherman utility knife

-LED flashlight

-Back pack full of rounds, shells and MRE's

 

Make my way to the nearest gun store.

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and my jeep

 

#q=jeep%20brah

 

 

But seriously, I'd snag a giant yacht and make a trip to home depot and food stores and get hella fishpoles and shit... live off the ocean, kevin costner style

 

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take notes

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duh move to canada

 

everyone knows

 

zombies hate canadians

 

duh

 

i'd move to northern canada. freeze those fuckers and make zombie smashing a national sport.

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