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money

a extra shoe ( came outa no where)

a cindy lauper cd ( made me laugh)

a pencil that stuck into my toe

gum

computer labels (?????????)

source hip hop magazine ( i dont like rap )

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Guest WebsterUno
Originally posted by dr. frink one

thongs...

my cats....

rubber gloves.

 

frink, youre scaring me. Really doe!

 

I cant even see my floor,

with all the bud sitting aournd here. :)

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clothes I kick off when I come home stumbling drunk.

empty paint cans and beer bottles.

assorted thumbs from my night's victims.

anything shiney I pick up off the street.

broken glass in my designated, "no walking area"

firecrackers

my television remote and whatever I tried to eat in bed while watching TV drunk.

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Originally posted by WebsterUno

 

frink, youre scaring me. Really doe!

 

I cant even see my floor,

with all the bud sitting aournd here. :)

the three really really don't go together, Thongs were kind of a joke...and if I do find them they aren't mine. Cats cause i love em, and rubber gloves from coming home from painting and taking them off...

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-used condoms

-condom wrappers

-socks

-underwear

-hair (i have a shaved head, its funny because whenever a girl comes over i find like a strand of hair like three days later and im like 'oh that was when blah blah was over')

-markers

-books

-paper

-panties

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books.

papers/fliers.

lots of pennies.???...i have no clue where they come from?

cat hair.

sometimes my cat...but i always find it in the dark by stepping on it...oops.

phone.

clothes.

etc etc.

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yeah she just claws the shit out of me if i step on her...she doesn't take any shit...keeps me on my toes sometimes(literally).other then that she's a rad cat...actully the best. :)

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This week I found....

 

Those neoprene gloves I was looking for the entire season of autumn.

 

That package of hello stickers I knew I got last year.

 

A package of microwave popcorn, still in the plastic. Dinnertime.

 

An empty can of krylon light peach, stuck to some light peach colored carpet. Cover that back up with clothes before the ol' lady comes home.

 

My super nintendo.

 

A Power Ranger. This is odd because we don't have kids, nor have any children been over since we moved in.

 

That button I lost for my pants, that I cut off into shorts because the fly didn't button.

 

Two cans of Montana I forgot I had, still in the cargo pocket of a dirty pair of pants....that smell like beer really bad. *and consequently found what that smell was from.

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my rooms filthy but the main things are like

 

spraycans....lots

a drawer that fell outta my desk like 2 months ago that i havent cleaned

candy bars

books

cd's that i dropped like 2 months ago and havent cleaned

pyjamas

dirty socks

paper....rhymes.....sketches

misc clothes

GiJoe action figures

some sand that felll outta my shoe

misc garbage

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Guest tunnel bum

i found a ruler today on my floor

some old posters of hot chick. (why did i take them down please shoot me)

a fuckin finger board .

burger king cup . that ive reused like 20 times.(free soda is good)

and i found the body of tue skinny on my floor

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