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things you find on your bedroom floor

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Guest tunnel bum

money

a extra shoe ( came outa no where)

a cindy lauper cd ( made me laugh)

a pencil that stuck into my toe

gum

computer labels (?????????)

source hip hop magazine ( i dont like rap )

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

spraycaps

beer caps

baseballcaps

socks

tickets to shows

more socks

hair tumbleweeds from our australian sheppard

porno mags

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Guest WebsterUno
Originally posted by dr. frink one

thongs...

my cats....

rubber gloves.

 

frink, youre scaring me. Really doe!

 

I cant even see my floor,

with all the bud sitting aournd here. :)

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clothes I kick off when I come home stumbling drunk.

empty paint cans and beer bottles.

assorted thumbs from my night's victims.

anything shiney I pick up off the street.

broken glass in my designated, "no walking area"

firecrackers

my television remote and whatever I tried to eat in bed while watching TV drunk.

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Originally posted by WebsterUno

 

frink, youre scaring me. Really doe!

 

I cant even see my floor,

with all the bud sitting aournd here. :)

the three really really don't go together, Thongs were kind of a joke...and if I do find them they aren't mine. Cats cause i love em, and rubber gloves from coming home from painting and taking them off...

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i have little black kitten that always bites me....i named her "little dude" but my mom named her lexi. im fostering it so i gotta give it back soon

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Guest chicken bone

-used condoms

-condom wrappers

-socks

-underwear

-hair (i have a shaved head, its funny because whenever a girl comes over i find like a strand of hair like three days later and im like 'oh that was when blah blah was over')

-markers

-books

-paper

-panties

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Guest blood as ink

books.

papers/fliers.

lots of pennies.???...i have no clue where they come from?

cat hair.

sometimes my cat...but i always find it in the dark by stepping on it...oops.

phone.

clothes.

etc etc.

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Guest chicken bone

ooh did i forget to say dead babies?

 

boner!

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Originally posted by blood as ink

books.

 

sometimes my cat...but i always find it in the dark by stepping on it...oops.

 

etc etc.

 

i stepped on my cat once and it just sat still for a few minutes...i was scared as fuck and thought it would die

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yeah she just claws the shit out of me if i step on her...she doesn't take any shit...keeps me on my toes sometimes(literally).other then that she's a rad cat...actully the best. :)

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yea my little kitty can fuckin beat me up the stairs...they can move hellla fast for their size...and their god damn teeth are fuckin sharp...i got three small gashes on my left arm cus she attacked me while i was watching tv

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I keep finding things that couldn't belong to anyone that lives in my house on my floor, and it's starting to bother me a little. Not so much because it's not mine, but because they don't leave useful stuff. If you're going to leave stuff around, I demand BOTH fucking socks!

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This week I found....

 

Those neoprene gloves I was looking for the entire season of autumn.

 

That package of hello stickers I knew I got last year.

 

A package of microwave popcorn, still in the plastic. Dinnertime.

 

An empty can of krylon light peach, stuck to some light peach colored carpet. Cover that back up with clothes before the ol' lady comes home.

 

My super nintendo.

 

A Power Ranger. This is odd because we don't have kids, nor have any children been over since we moved in.

 

That button I lost for my pants, that I cut off into shorts because the fly didn't button.

 

Two cans of Montana I forgot I had, still in the cargo pocket of a dirty pair of pants....that smell like beer really bad. *and consequently found what that smell was from.

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my rooms filthy but the main things are like

 

spraycans....lots

a drawer that fell outta my desk like 2 months ago that i havent cleaned

candy bars

books

cd's that i dropped like 2 months ago and havent cleaned

pyjamas

dirty socks

paper....rhymes.....sketches

misc clothes

GiJoe action figures

some sand that felll outta my shoe

misc garbage

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i found a ruler today on my floor

some old posters of hot chick. (why did i take them down please shoot me)

a fuckin finger board .

burger king cup . that ive reused like 20 times.(free soda is good)

and i found the body of tue skinny on my floor

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I actually cleaned up today....

 

 

A Montana flashlight

 

Various pens

 

Zippo i thought i lost

 

A couple used phone cards

 

I always hope to find money.....

 

Musem tickets

 

Papers with phone numbers

 

Various clothes of course....

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