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I went to a strip club once, and for no more than 20 minutes. Never been to Hooters. Not my thing.

The only conclusion I can draw is: Im not enough of a redneck, and if you're impressed by that shit you fucked up your highschool years.

 

Everybody sleeping over at the girl-next-door's house + Truth or Dare + Spin The Bottle + Lights off everybody piled into the hot tub naked = joy.

 

 

As for Boats theory: seems like that's the only career ladder there is for the people at hooters. Honestly I dont know what a hot chick is doing working at hooters. You think you make good tips on buffalo wings? Try bartending a sushi resteraunt next to a golf course dumbass.

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Hooters is funny mainly for the dudes that go there thinking they're gonna pick a waitress up. Getting pitchers and giving high fives to each other because the waitress sat at their table. Dude, shes totally into you and your 5 sweaty friends, order some more food and get bummed when she does the same flirty shit with the next table of saps.

 

I did get good and loaded at a Hooters for a co workers birthday once, that was cool. Fell off my stool.

 

Used to kick it with a girl who worked at hooters, smart chick.

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after graduation from porno (or when you pass 20 something years of age..) you graduate to prostitution. then you get awards:

 

3rd place: herpes.

 

2nd place: syphilis.

 

1st place: aids.

 

bonus: meth.

 

 

not for nothing, i've been to hooters a few times...their wings aren't that bad. fuck a hook/line/sinker joint like that anyway though.

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