Smart Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 probably NOT cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 white people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 "Since learning about the incident at her home, the mom has heard many stories from her son about parties he's been to. He told her he had been "tea-bagged," the term used to describe boys rubbing their genitals over the face of someone who has passed out. At another party, a teenage boy shoved a ping-pong ball in a boy's anus." nah man, that IS most definately cool, and fucking hilarious too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 How cheeky of them. Badumbum. (double pun, I WIN) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 this is the worst we've ever done to one of my mates, the huge fucker passed out standing up which i've never seen before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 The Butthole Surfers are awesome. Doing gay shit to your homie while he's passed out isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 That's pretty lame Crime Stoppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I used to sell heroin to Gibby Haynes. I never stuck a ping pong ball in his anus while he was sleeping. Double lose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 That's pretty lame Crime Stoppers. eh, i just couldnt bring myself to sodomize him or some of that borderline gay shit which you might be more approving of. i like my friends, jamming objects up their asses doesn't seem like a way of showing that. but thats just me. ...faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 LOL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 "Both cheeks, he had welts the size of a fist on each cheek and that's apparently acceptable. And all this, all this other stuff is apparently acceptable." WUT WUT WUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorilla. Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 that's gay. inserting pingpong balls into a kid's anus? I would NEVER touch another man's ass with any object.. WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 "they deserve to be charged September 04, 2009 - 10:48 PM Flag this as Inappropriate What if that was someones daughter? Oh you can bet ya the charges would be flying high.. The guy was sexually assulted plain n simple..He cant help it that all his friends are gay." I have to laugh at all this shit though, I mean you wold have to be pretty passed out to have your pants pulled off and have this happen but the karma is fucking them over now. I don't know how it came to be so politically correct to do shit like this to people, I blame the emos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boner9000 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I used to sell heroin to Gibby Haynes. that is kinda rad.. did you ever finish writing your life story? i enjoyed reading about your hijinks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 i laughed at the thread title. high five Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 "At another party, a teenage boy shoved a ping-pong ball in a boy's anus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 kids will be kids giving somebody a SO charge over this shit is weak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 that's gay. inserting pingpong balls into a kid's anus? I would NEVER touch another man's ass with any object.. WTF not even... ...a penis??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 kudos for the greatest thread ever since the bible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 You know what would happen if I passed out at a party? My friends would keep partying on without me and not stick random objects in my anal cavity. But then again, I have never passed out at a party because that is some loser shit and if I can't go the distance...I don't start the race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 easy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I don't think I could reach a state of unconsciousness where someone could take off my pants without me smacking or kicking them in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 im watching ace ventura on telemundo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 You know what would happen if I passed out at a party? My friends would keep partying on without me and not stick random objects in my anal cavity. But then again, I have never passed out at a party because that is some loser shit and if I can't go the distance...I don't start the race. TRUTH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 This is beyond disgusting I have lost faith in todays generation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 eh, i just couldnt bring myself to sodomize him or some of that borderline gay shit which you might be more approving of. i like my friends, jamming objects up their asses doesn't seem like a way of showing that. but thats just me. ...faggot. Maybe you missed my first post...You know the one I posted before I called your picture lame??? It's like I said the other day, I'm glad when I used to get shitfaced drunk my friends took care of me no matter how much of an asshole I was. You people today would rather poke fun at your friends for a cheap laugh. Coloring your boys face completely with a permanent marker isn't nearly as bad as sticking something up his ass or rubbing your balls on his face, but it's still an asshole thing to do regardless. Way to get offended over my post though that shit was funny. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 Hell yeah, back in the days folks would pass out and we'd just party on until they woke up or we packed them into back seats of cars that would get them home and let them sleep it off. I think we even stopped a couple people who wanted to write on themselves with magic markers. We certainly never took pictures (much) or involved the internet. There was the one time when the girl took off all her clothes and freaked it on the kitchen table with a dildo we'd all been throwing at each other all night... Finally the ladies put a stop to that incedent but I was like the other guys at the party... "Let's just see where she's going with this...". She took off her clothes a bunch but this was the toppper. She still hangs around once in a while, we don't mention it, until she leaves the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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