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"Since learning about the incident at her home, the mom has heard many stories from her son about parties he's been to. He told her he had been "tea-bagged," the term used to describe boys rubbing their genitals over the face of someone who has passed out. At another party, a teenage boy shoved a ping-pong ball in a boy's anus."

 

nah man, that IS most definately cool, and fucking hilarious too.

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I used to sell heroin to Gibby Haynes.

I never stuck a ping pong ball in his anus while he was sleeping.

Double lose.

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That's pretty lame Crime Stoppers.

 

eh, i just couldnt bring myself to sodomize him or some of that borderline gay shit which you might be more approving of.

 

i like my friends, jamming objects up their asses doesn't seem like a way of showing that. but thats just me.

 

 

...faggot.

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"Both cheeks, he had welts the size of a fist on each cheek and that's apparently acceptable. And all this, all this other stuff is apparently acceptable."

 

WUT WUT WUT

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that's gay.

inserting pingpong balls into a kid's anus?

 

I would NEVER touch another man's ass with any object.. WTF

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"they deserve to be charged

 

September 04, 2009 - 10:48 PM

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What if that was someones daughter? Oh you can bet ya the charges would be flying high.. The guy was sexually assulted plain n simple..He cant help it that all his friends are gay."

 

I have to laugh at all this shit though, I mean you wold have to be pretty passed out to have your pants pulled off and have this happen but the karma is fucking them over now. I don't know how it came to be so politically correct to do shit like this to people, I blame the emos.

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I used to sell heroin to Gibby Haynes.

 

that is kinda rad.. did you ever finish writing your life story? i enjoyed reading about your hijinks..

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that's gay.

inserting pingpong balls into a kid's anus?

 

I would NEVER touch another man's ass with any object.. WTF

 

not even...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...a penis???

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You know what would happen if I passed out at a party?

 

 

My friends would keep partying on without me and not stick random objects in my anal cavity.

 

 

But then again, I have never passed out at a party because that is some loser shit and if I can't go the distance...I don't start the race.

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I don't think I could reach a state of unconsciousness where someone could take off my pants without me smacking or kicking them in the head.

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You know what would happen if I passed out at a party?

 

 

My friends would keep partying on without me and not stick random objects in my anal cavity.

 

 

But then again, I have never passed out at a party because that is some loser shit and if I can't go the distance...I don't start the race.

 

TRUTH!

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