SwampFightOner Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 is so amazing, I seriously feel bad for the Chinese people who cook it but don't eat it, opting for white rice and fishheads instead. I just came home very drunk, and thought to myself I'd either do coke or eat chinese leftovers and pass out. Some General's chicken, shrimp fried rice, and crab rangoons later I'm pretty happy with my decision If anyone is ever in RI hit up Mandarin Gardens. It looks scummy as fuck, but I swear to you it will be the best chinese food you ever encounter in your life, by far 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 FIRST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Rush: "let me get some white rice please" chineese lady: "Steemed rice" steemed rice" Rush: "yeah let me get some white rice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Seven Star Pepper or Chiangs gourmet in Seattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Rush: "let me get some white rice please" chineese lady: "Steemed rice" steemed rice" Rush: "yeah let me get some white rice" When I was in elementary school I used to practically live off the large containers of white rice and brown gravy. Fuckin $1?! FUCK YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 http://www.trosch.org/lif/baby-eat.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Big Pants Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Vietnamese food is a little better. /no pho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 American Chinese Food > Chinese Food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 ^ Seriously...fuck authentic, give me the shit that Chinese people wouldn't feed their dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 you go to asian palace yet swamp? that place is fucking awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enosar Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 if you only knew how dirty it was..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 you go to asian palace yet swamp? that place is fucking awesome!! Kid, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN I'm bout to roll out again right now, if you have access to a phone call me...if not hit me on the Doof line tomorrow during work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Panda Express is McDonalds So is Chipotle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 one week i had orange chicken five times from panda express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowboarding Panda Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Haha I bet that screwed up your stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Chinese cheese steak is lookin good. I used to take chicken breast and mix with peppers and onions + Schezchewan sauce and make the sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 a dub of sour diesel, vanilla dutch.. large order of general tso's chicken with pork fried rice with duck sauce an egg roll and a wanton soup with those crackers. then a Newport 100. than about an hour or two later, the toilet. p.s. only eat half of the order and save it to get your money's worth, hence the hour or 2 later part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Chinese food is fucking dope. So many good things on any chinese restaurant. Shit goes extremely cheap as well. Can get a 4 course meal for $25 easily at almost any chinese restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Chicken in blackbean sauce w onions & green peppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 p.s. only eat half of the order and save it to get your money's worth, hence the hour or 2 later part. [/color] Yup. Chinese food is something that's always better re-heated too, kind of like lasagna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeVsCraneStyle Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I LOVE chinese/asian food. I find the more grimey and scumy looking the place is, the better the food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I can tell you straight up that the Chinese food here in China aint anywhere near as good as the Chinese food back home. It's a lot more meagre here. Put it this way, there's no such thing as special fried rice. Guangdong (the province next to Hong Kong) is were the good food's at and that's much more similar to the Western style Chinese we eat. Sichuan food is oily and spicy as fuck and Dongbei (north east) food is okish. But Beijing (where I'm at) food is pretty fucking ordinarly. I've been here for a few years now and I've eaten: Scorpion donkey sea slug centipede pigeon's head chicken's feet frogs duck's tounge pig's ear and probably some shit I'm not even aware of. I'm over it, I just want a fucking sandwich now. Thai food is the ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 chinese food in the states > authentic chinese food trust me...i was in mainland china a few years ago. all i remember is after about four days of eating the authentic shit, i was hitting up the mcdonalds in shanghai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 oh...and monosodium glutamate ftw! even though that shit can kill you!..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 should of put some coke on your food then made a suicide thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 This nigga ate a pigeon head SMH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 panda express isnt good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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