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is so amazing, I seriously feel bad for the Chinese people who cook it but don't eat it, opting for white rice and fishheads instead.

 

I just came home very drunk, and thought to myself I'd either do coke or eat chinese leftovers and pass out. Some General's chicken, shrimp fried rice, and crab rangoons later I'm pretty happy with my decision

 

If anyone is ever in RI hit up Mandarin Gardens. It looks scummy as fuck, but I swear to you it will be the best chinese food you ever encounter in your life, by far

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Rush: "let me get some white rice please"

 

chineese lady: "Steemed rice" steemed rice"

 

Rush: "yeah let me get some white rice"

 

When I was in elementary school I used to practically live off the large containers of white rice and brown gravy. Fuckin $1?! FUCK YES

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you go to asian palace yet swamp?

 

that place is fucking awesome!!

 

Kid, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN

 

I'm bout to roll out again right now, if you have access to a phone call me...if not hit me on the Doof line tomorrow during work

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Chinese cheese steak is lookin good. I used to take chicken breast and mix with peppers and onions + Schezchewan sauce and make the sandwich.

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a dub of sour diesel, vanilla dutch.. large order of general tso's chicken with pork fried rice with duck sauce an egg roll and a wanton soup with those crackers. then a Newport 100. than about an hour or two later, the toilet.

 

p.s. only eat half of the order and save it to get your money's worth, hence the hour or 2 later part.

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Chinese food is fucking dope. So many good things on any chinese restaurant. Shit goes extremely cheap as well. Can get a 4 course meal for $25 easily at almost any chinese restaurant.

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p.s. only eat half of the order and save it to get your money's worth, hence the hour or 2 later part. [/color]

 

Yup. Chinese food is something that's always better re-heated too, kind of like lasagna

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I can tell you straight up that the Chinese food here in China aint anywhere near as good as the Chinese food back home. It's a lot more meagre here. Put it this way, there's no such thing as special fried rice.

 

Guangdong (the province next to Hong Kong) is were the good food's at and that's much more similar to the Western style Chinese we eat. Sichuan food is oily and spicy as fuck and Dongbei (north east) food is okish. But Beijing (where I'm at) food is pretty fucking ordinarly. I've been here for a few years now and I've eaten:

 

Scorpion

donkey

sea slug

centipede

pigeon's head

chicken's feet

frogs

duck's tounge

pig's ear

 

and probably some shit I'm not even aware of.

 

I'm over it, I just want a fucking sandwich now.

 

Thai food is the ticket.

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