nnout Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 i have a weird obsession with toilet paper latey .... what happened to the pink and light purple paper my auntie had in her shitter you dont see that stuff anymore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 i pis in the sink sometimes, usually when i have a hard on, sometimes when i feel like making my "footprint" a lesser impact than it already is. it saves water. toilets use about 3-5 gallons of water for every flush. you can rinse a sink out with a pint or 2 of water. i never let a pis sit in the toilet. shit stinks. ive shit in the tub before. drunk. and tried to throw it in the toilet and didnt realized i missed. my roommates found it a few monthes later. it was lolz for everyone. i didnt admit to it for a while. mybe years even. ihateu knows. if ur ever in the city, go eat at ninja. their toilets are amazing. steam clean ur ass. good food too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 ANAL LEAKAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 "THE PARACHUTE" ? dude if i did that everytime i'd 1) be out of TP very quickly, and 2) clog my toilet erry time i pood. do any of you remember that toilet paper that was scented like flowers or some shit? anyone ever try that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 "THE PARACHUTE" ? dude if i did that everytime i'd 1) be out of TP very quickly, and 2) clog my toilet erry time i pood. do any of you remember that toilet paper that was scented like flowers or some shit? anyone ever try that? why the hell do you want your anus to smell like flowers? are you into ass licking?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 toiletseat, as the ancient druids once said: thy anus must smelleth of sweetness, otherwise thou shalt die on top of stonehenge forever. the fucken druids were never wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 if ur ever in the city, go eat at ninja. their toilets are amazing. steam clean ur ass. good food too. i seen those on a show called extreme toilets or something like that....they bring those toilets from japan...bidet, seat warmer, etc.....pretty crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 why the hell do you want your anus to smell like flowers? are you into ass licking?? I'm into asslicking.....females only of course.... but yeah. asslicking, but bitches gotta take a shower/no shit-taking inbetween said licking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 why the hell do you want your anus to smell like flowers? are you into ass licking?? yeah i like my ass licked daily by fat sweaty bitches on their break from jazzersize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 who doesn't?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 how did a toilet thread turn into an asslicking thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Speaking of conserving resources in the bathroom. My friend told me his grandpa or uncle or someone either in WWII or Vietnam I forgot which (not relevant to the main story), told him a secret to make a roll of toilet paper last a few months. Your supposed to take a single sheet of TP, rip a hole in the center, then stick your finger through the hole. Next you insert said finger into your anus, pull out fecal residue, grab sheet of TP and pull sheet off your finger. The messed up part is I don't know if his source of info was joking or if he really had to do this when he served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 ^ That's how DAO's wife saves on toilet paper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 GREAT TOILET TIPS. I POOP IN A BUCKET. ITS NOTHING TO A BOSS. I USE SWEATY SOCKS AS TP. NOT TRIPPIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 that would be genious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 would be? it is. i pay a lot of money for rent in my house, yet save scrupulous pennies on toilet paper. free craiglist other people's linens= ya boy wipes tha butt for free. NOT. double ply toilet paper, and shit whenever i want to. its nathin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 i have to shit so bad right now. brb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 A toilet is a plumbing fixture and disposal system primarily intended for the disposal of the bodily wastes: urine and fecal matter. Additionally, vomit and menstrual waste is sometimes disposed in toilets in western societies. The word "toilet" can be used to refer to the fixture itself or to the room containing the fixture, especially in British English. In Canadian English, the latter is euphemistically called a washroom, and in American English, a restroom or bathroom. The latter term usually refers to a room that also contains a bath tub. A room with only a toilet and a sink is sometimes called a half-bathroom or a powder room. There are two basic types of toilets: the dry toilet, and the wet toilet - the latter being the most commonly known and producer of blackwater. The dry toilet needs no plumbing for water input or evacuation, but is often coupled with some ventilation system. The ancient cities of the Indus Valley Civilization, e.g., Harappa[1] and Mohenjo-daro[2] which are located in present day India & Pakistan had flush toilets attached to a sophisticated sewage system[3]—and other forms of toilets were used both in the time of the Romans and Egyptians as well.[4] Although a precursor to the modern flush toilet system was designed in 1596 by John Harington,[5] the toilet did not enter into widespread use until the late nineteenth century, when it was adopted in English upper class residences.[6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 GANGSTER TP: IF YOU CRUMPLE IT UP IT GETS NICE AND SOFT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 The Human Toilet show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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