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"now whats the deal with toilets... i mean, we shit in them, piss on and around them... if they were alive they would probably fuck our shit up and kill the fuck out of us. shit."

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naw but seriously.

 

toilets are fucked up, to conserve water sometimes i'll "if its yellow keep it mellow" and not flush, but then i'll piss and little bits of toilet water splash upon my legs. its uncouth as fuck.

also, sometimes i pootus in them and i get that splash back, and immediately check the coloration of the water to see whether or not a shower is in order after that poo.

faaaaaaack.

 

i just got splashed on like goddamn shamu came up outta my sphincter, but luckily the toilet water was nice and see thru.

 

discussion this.

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YOU GUYS SHOULD MAKE YOUR FONTS SIZES BIGGER

 

WHEN YOU ARE TYPING IT LOOKS LIKE JUST LITTLE DOTS,

 

I CANNOT READ THE AMAZING WORDS THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY TYPING TO MY AWESOME POSTING

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i used to work at this punk record store in the mission....

 

 

 

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there is a brand called american standard....when i pee on that toilet i feel bad....like im peeing on the american standard...

 

but i dont feel as bad as when i piss or shit on the toilet brand called church.

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people lived there and that was their bathroom

 

hahah thats fucked up.

at least with a KIDS tag it couldnt be too bad of a living spot...

sike.

 

 

and yea, i always felt funky doin my business on an American Standard pot.

i mean i'm no communist, american pride muthafucka

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shit in the tub?

 

now thats just hanus...

 

unlesss you put a garbage disposal in the fucker like my man:

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2 seinfeld pictures in one shitty thread.... awesome

( no pun intended)

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