yeaaaah baby Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 "now whats the deal with toilets... i mean, we shit in them, piss on and around them... if they were alive they would probably fuck our shit up and kill the fuck out of us. shit." naw but seriously. toilets are fucked up, to conserve water sometimes i'll "if its yellow keep it mellow" and not flush, but then i'll piss and little bits of toilet water splash upon my legs. its uncouth as fuck. also, sometimes i pootus in them and i get that splash back, and immediately check the coloration of the water to see whether or not a shower is in order after that poo. faaaaaaack. i just got splashed on like goddamn shamu came up outta my sphincter, but luckily the toilet water was nice and see thru. discussion this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 .................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yeaaaah baby Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 YOU GUYS SHOULD MAKE YOUR FONTS SIZES BIGGER WHEN YOU ARE TYPING IT LOOKS LIKE JUST LITTLE DOTS, I CANNOT READ THE AMAZING WORDS THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY TYPING TO MY AWESOME POSTING 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Back Splash Ass Nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 lol propped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 i used to work at this punk record store in the mission.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 ewww 50 dats nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 people lived there and that was their bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 there is a brand called american standard....when i pee on that toilet i feel bad....like im peeing on the american standard... but i dont feel as bad as when i piss or shit on the toilet brand called church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 somebody called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 people lived there and that was their bathroom hahah thats fucked up. at least with a KIDS tag it couldnt be too bad of a living spot... sike. and yea, i always felt funky doin my business on an American Standard pot. i mean i'm no communist, american pride muthafucka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME MONGO Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 america Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 fuck yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 what did the tub say to the toilet? "you might get more ass than me but i take shit from nobody" BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 :lol: but....there are people who shit in the tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 shit in the tub? now thats just hanus... unlesss you put a garbage disposal in the fucker like my man: 2 seinfeld pictures in one shitty thread.... awesome ( no pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 :lol: but....there are people who shit in the tub. yeah i bet, nasty mothafuckas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clownshoes Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Saved Latin Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 catty, it could be like this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C9RBMCJOY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C9RBMCJOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 i wont watch those. even if you did save a dead language, i still wont watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Saved Latin Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 fine, its only spam!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 white people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 my toilet is by ralph lauren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 YOU gotta use the parachute my dude. I learned it from someone on this forum. Its really genius. You basically lay down a layer of toilet paper over the surface of the water before you drop your deuce. Works like a motha fuckin charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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