nsmbfan Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Ok here's the situation. I got an interesting response from a craigslist ad I posted. Let me back up... so I've found out that there's whores on craigslist. At least, it seems. So I tried answering a few ads, only to find out they're usually just advertisements for "sex partner" websites. You know, those ads you see on porn sights about finding fuck buddies in your area. If you're laughing at how lame I am, I understand. But I'll continue anyways. So I decided, as a joke, to post one up for myself, just to see if any real girls responded. I was expecting a lot of fat chicks to email me back, lol. BBW is what they call themselves. But I figure I can get some trogg naked and drunk and dancing - suck me off - then make me dinner. Sounded like a decent plan at the time. Ok, now I got this in my email today: So, would you? I realize that by posting this I might get a lot of "ZOMG YOUR FUCKING GHEY" responses, and that's ok thats why it's a poll option. I'm not gay, I love the pussy... I never thought I'd even be in a position to be considering this, but here we are. I share this with you. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME MONGO Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 i... uhhh uhhh uuhhhhh uhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 exactly LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Look on the brightside ns, at least they're ice cream and 420 friendly hahahhahaa spread the clown aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 BOOGIE HANDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 delete the email and never look back....or else... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 That's one rugged looking crack whore. Meh....might as well give it a shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Dude's probably trying to DP Uranus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 by dangling whore pussy in front of me? i heard the gays use drugs and trickery... idk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 You know what ICE probably means, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 You know what ICE means, right? solidified water put into drinks too keep them cool?:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 this would only be worth doing if you made a thread about it later. yiew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'mma break this down how I see it. 1. They like to smoke meth and fuck. 2. The dude is bisexual, or close enough (I don't think there is any such thing, I in fact think its a fancy way for a guy to just say he's gay without being forward but that's another argument entirely). 3. Those pictures look like they are probably ripped off an amatuer porn site. Best case scenario: that is her, you get your rocks off, and he slips you a finger or four. NH. Worst case scenario: you get raped by a pair of dudes, and summarily receive AIDs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 DO IT. TAKE PICTURES. HAVE A STORY TO TELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 solidified water put into drinks too keep them cool?:) I was thinking something having to do with certain smokeable stimulant drugs associated with "bi-curious" guys....I mean, just throwing the "bi-curious" and "mostly straight" qualifiers in there like it's no big deal is a pretty big sign. So, if you're feeling really adventurous and/or desperate, expect to be on the business end of a m2m buttgrab and possibly a ball fondle while you're setting up for that DP. Something about this just seems sleazy and fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 dont reply to ads that ask for party favors... or tina. thats because party favors is code for root beer and tina is code for chocolate cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 those pics look fake....like they were from a porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 do it pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 3. Those pictures look like they are probably ripped off an amateur porn site. THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 In all seriousness... do it pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 The simple fact that you made this thread means you want/should do it and report back what went down. This could be epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 lugr, chubbs and miley cyrus think i should go for it shai thinks i'll get a reach around i wasnt expecting cali thinks i'll get raped and 50 thinks this is a setup too. have any of you actually ever had anything more than 1 on 1 sex? any advice? my boy would joke about shit like this and say "High fives are ok man, but no googley eyes! I mean it!" i figure thats a good rule of thumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'm not saying "don't do it", it's your life...but chances are good that these two will be twacked out of their gourds and wanting to try shit you might not be comfortable with. Again with the qualifiers...the fact that they say you won't be asked to do anything too weird is all bad. They probably think reverse psychology works in these situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 This whole thing reeks of sleaze and bullshit dude. You do realize most everyone telling you to do it thinks it would be funny if you got raped/emotionally sexually pushed over the edge right? Your choice of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Everything seems in order to ME minus those pictures and that ice reference. In all REAL seriousness.. think about it heavily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 This whole thing reeks of sleaze and bullshit dude. You do realize most everyone telling you to do it thinks it would be funny if you got raped/emotionally sexually pushed over the edge right? Your choice of course. of course i know this. look who i asked? i was really curious to see if anybody else had this shit happen to them. i know friends who gang banged a bitch in high school, hell it was commonplace for the basketball team and the cheerleaders. i never did, but people do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 This whole thing reeks of sleaze and bullshit dude. You do realize most everyone telling you to do it thinks it would be funny if you got raped/emotionally sexually pushed over the edge right? Your choice of course. People who are good at this don't advertise on Craigslist. Most likely you'll be dealing with amateurs who haven't done this before, so it's going to be awkward even if it goes well. If you want to try a threesome out, look into a swinger's club (yes, they exist). The people there know what they're doing and will be upfront with you. Or, go with Kevin and Linda and take your chances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Kevin and Linda seem like decent swingers. They have the lingo down. I didn't think this was all that uncommon. But I've never done it. I'd really appreciate honest input from someone ballsy enough to do this shit. But I think nobody would admit to it on the oontz, unless they just dont give a fuck about what a bunch of internet people think of their fuck habits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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