earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Shit! it would have been perfect for you, I'm sorry man. We ended up asking my girl's best friend and her boy friend. He is studying to be a vet tech so they were the first people she wanted to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 think Bloodfart's got you there Trust me, this is all for jokes. We're hooking them up nicely, as well as leaving booze and food in the fridge. Hell, I'm even hand fluffing the pillow top for the bed. I asked my girlfriend if I could hide drawings of penises around the house (silverware drawer, under pillows, etc), but she said I am stupid. I think Bloodfart would appreciate that prank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twofiftylbs Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Empty out your shampoo bottles and put baby oil in them next time they rush into the shower to shampoo their hair they will come out with oily slick look. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I would love it if I were house-sitting for a friend and I found hidden drawings of wieners everywhere. The downfall of that would be that I would end up getting weeded and let my mind become consumed with finding wiener drawings, so I would probably end up looking/snooping all around trying to find the illusive wiener drawing. Also, I would not leave booze for any of my friends because they would get wasted and probably make messes and/or accidentally break things that should not be broken. But your friends might be more responsible and less-scumbag than mine are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Leave a blowup doll with the persons face taped to it... I'm pretty sure they would realize something was amiss when you started taping the blowup doll to their face. "OK, so where do you keep the dog's food and-- dude, what the hell are you doing?" "What? Nothing! Don't worry about it. This is going to be hilarious." (Say the second one in an Earl voice.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 leave a giant turd under your bed cushion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 shit, I think hesh is coming into town for the day, we could pull a home invasion on your house sitters, possibly tie them up and all that shit... after a few hours of watching tv and throwing popcorn at them, we let them go and say it was all a joke courtesy of earl.. ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black kerouac Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 You should try to get another friend to sneak around your crib the entire time they're there. He could move around little things like the remote control or their car keys when they aren't looking. That should creep them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 show them this thread before you leave but tell them something much much better is planned and it'll be scary but fun. do absolutely nothing, let them live in fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 leave a dead bitch on your couch with a cucumber in her ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 leave a dead bitch on your couch with a cucumber in her ass it turned in to a pickle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Mane LaFlare Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 My girl and I are going out of town for a few days, and we have friends house sitting for us. They're helping us out, so we don't have to board our dog. They're good people and really good friends of my girlfriend, so it's helping us out a shitload. Now I'm all about pulling pranks on people, so I figured I'd turn to you guys for some laughs. Any ideas on stupid shit I should pull? I probably won't, but thought this might develop something funny at least. Harvey, if you're reading this, let's get together tomorrow. I have to wait around for one of the house sitters, so I can give him a rundown on the dog's schedule and behavior. Plus we need to associate the dog with him so she's comfortable. It's kind of like waiting for the cable guy or weed man. nigga got his boys to come over and guard his pokemon cards.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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