nsmbfan Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Ehhh, are you still buds with the fag in question? Sounds to me as though he was veiling his homosexuality with a quasi-fascination with a rather deviant and macho domineering sexual act. all my friends are dead. they got kicked in the head. and i don't know what you just said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Only buy foie gras This wont stop being funny, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Homo Dungeon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 all my friends are dead. they got kicked in the head. and i don't know what you just said. Googly eyed Nuffa got rhymeskrillz Basically Jamal, I said your fixed gear riding faggot friend was always a fag but hid it by having a "fascination" with bukkake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 Homo Dungeon. If I only had enough time to set a good one up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 1-Take a big shit in the bathroom and dont flush. 2-If you have one of those sprayers on your Kitchen sink? Tape the handle so it sprays them with water when they go to give the dog a fresh bowl. 3-Put a trip wire a few feet from the front door. Better if you rig it with a party popper! 4-Put something like KY jelly on the door nob when you leave. 5-Best yet.. Take a light bulb and crack it open carefully as to not brake the fine metal conection and super glue a fire cracker in place so that the wick touchs the fine metal conection. When they turn the light on.. BANG.. I have done all these and they are all SAFE and funy for the most part. I do agree that its funny as hell to leave porn and or sex toys all over the place though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Hide and wait for them to come into the house. Shoot the first one inside in the back of the head with a pistol. Everyone laughs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 OH also.. The fire cracker light bulb trick, The last person I did it to said they shit them self, but just a little bit. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Hide and wait for them to come into the house. Shoot the first one inside in the back of the head with a pistol. Everyone laughs. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Yeah, it should be real easy to convince my girlfriend to let you stay. Conversation would go like this: "Hey, I've got this person from 12oz who can watch the house." "What?" "Yeah, her name is Milk Grenades and she likes dogs." "Huh?" "Nah, don't worry, she's really cool. I'm myspace friends with her too." "You need to quit smoking so much pot and find a job!" Yeah --I don't think that will work out, but we should wander to a few bars. "plus some guy named 1988." we're from the internet! and we like to wander to bars. we will get in contact with you. 100010011110011101011010011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Who is 1988? Is that like a Jame Bond kind of thing? "I'm Agent 1988, and I'm here to butter your thighs." We will wander bars and probably talk shit. You will finally find out the nerd behind the nerd game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Leave a plate of delicious cupcakes on the counter. Next to it leave a bag of good weed. Then write a note telling them that they are appreciated. That should do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 If you leave a plate of cupcakes on that counter, you better hope you have some booby traps set up... 'cuz I'll be on that shit like a cartoon bear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Who is 1988? Is that like a Jame Bond kind of thing? "I'm Agent 1988, and I'm here to butter your thighs." We will wander bars and probably talk shit. You will finally find out the nerd behind the nerd game. we are all nerds in the nerd game, a game of nerds, i like nerds. and cupcakes. bloodfart has the best idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 I think I'm just going to lace the toothpaste with A.I.D.S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 If you leave a plate of cupcakes on that counter, you better hope you have some booby traps set up... 'cuz I'll be on that shit like a cartoon bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 have someone (one of your other close friends, preferabally male) run up in the crib when theyre sleeping. some punkd shit only ashton is on vacay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Put LSD in all the liquor in your house since it's only a matter of time before they drink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 dry ice in the bathtub so when they go to the bathroom it looks like this: i've read that it fucks up toilet pipes so i wouldn't suggest it in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Have random friends come knocking on the door every hour asking to buy crack, meth, or heron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twofiftylbs Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Take the top of the toilet then take a dump inside the water tank make sure not to flush so when the next victim flushes instead of the water coming out clean it comes out with shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 leave a dead body in one of your closets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Have random friends come knocking on the door every hour asking to buy crack, meth, or heron. fuck what i just said, ^^THIS^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Leave a plate of delicious cupcakes on the counter. Next to it leave a bag of good weed. Then write a note telling them that they are appreciated. That should do it. think Bloodfart's got you there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Leave a blowup doll with the persons face taped to it out in the open somewhere...preferably handcuffed to a radiator holding a bottle of lube. yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 take out all the light bulbs lol :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 leave used condoms all over the place like in the bed, beneath the pillow, in the cereal and in the peanutbutter, everybody laughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 one of my friends did that the first time he moved out of the house. except it was just in his room. when we asked him why, he said because he could. this was during his bukkake fascination, so it appeared to be normal behavior at the time. he grew out of it. but now he rides a fixed gear. :huh: yeah he did. yeah he does. probably has a wall stash still.......:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 you shouldve let me, take care your spot... I could have started a house sitting thread and posted pics of me burning jays of the chrons with your dog...naked on yo couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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