morton Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 asdf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 ooooooh haha naw im taking the ones where you would fold the paper up so its real tough and hard then you get a rubber band and shoot it or we would get those stretchy things girls put in thier hair the very thin ones idk what theyre called haha but yeah and you like wrap it around your fingers so you can shoot the paper "bullets" i guess. and yeh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Right on, those were proven lethal many a time throughout elementary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Holy shit, best thread ever. i still have the weapons we made in middle school, we were on some james bond meets macgyver shit with these, we'd be shooting them across the room, they would stick into walls (and people's arms) and not fall out. I kept my collection: loaded: I remember we played with these every day, until someone got expelled for shooting someone who wasn't playing and getting caught. i like that contraband...i need to make some of those at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 7, 2009 Author Share Posted December 7, 2009 I just remembered something. In 6th grade, myself and two friends formed a crew at school called "The Hitman Club." We even drew up membership cards and quoted people prices. How it worked, if someone was giving you a hard time, you'd come to us and we'd quote you a price, if you paid, we'd pull some enforcer shit. It was only at school, and I was part of a class of 30 --so it wasn't as serious as you might think. Looking back now, that shit is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 OH MAN! 8th grade paper hornets...wrap one of these little buddies up in duct tape and watch the tears flow. I watched a friend tape a thumb-tac in one and hit some kid in his bare-forearm, which was just insane. In math class that same year, this kid I really didnt care for sat on the complete opposite side of the room (me in the back left corner, he was in the front right), and we had a substitute who happened to be a good family friend, and knew the little twerp as well (...theyre all jewish, and she hated their family). Well, this little bastard was causing a ruckus and trying to throw shit at some girl he liked, and I just pulled that rubber-band back as far as I could, called his name, and hit that kid right between the eyes as he turned his head to look. Everyone immediately started laughing at him, including our sub, and he pulled the "im trying to not cry by stifling my sobs with nervous laughter" move, which made everyone just laugh harder at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 that guy is a noob he didnt wrap the rubber band the professional way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Holy shit, best thread ever. i still have the weapons we made in middle school, we were on some james bond meets macgyver shit with these, we'd be shooting them across the room, they would stick into walls (and people's arms) and not fall out. I kept my collection: loaded: I remember we played with these every day, until someone got expelled for shooting someone who wasn't playing and getting caught. These are epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 we use to bend the metal clip on pens and use them as wasps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 i used to make animals and farms in the dirt out of sticks and pine cones.. fuck you. i was cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 when i was about 9 or 10 nigger knocking was classic. i remember once i had kncoked and right when idid some old hag came out and was face to face with me, i still ran ididnt give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!DoNkE*PuNchA! Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Me and my cousin use to try and shot each other from his window, with the DAISY rifle. Run around the backyard untill u got hit or got tired of running................." You'll Shot Your Eye Out"!!! Redneck fun/beaner SNES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 i used to make animals and farms in the dirt out of sticks and pine cones.. fuck you. i was cool. i made your pine cone cows into burgers. they were pointy. ASSHOLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranx0 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 That double trouble tip looks mean.:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I built this mini bow at the bar a few weeks ago It's certainly not as deadly as Daniel's weaponry, but it got the job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 M.A.S.H. is some game on paper, im sure played mostly by girls. ..it determined whoo we were gonna marry..how many kids we were gonna have, what type of car..what type of house....and whatever else you added. i will try to make a lil diagram soon to show ya. oh man...good times. good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 pen crossbow ftw evil kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clizclean Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 flat metal thumbtacks in your eraser + friction = 3rd degree burns all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 this thread is awesome!! i was all about: -tanbark fights on the school playground -creek walking. found some bum porno a few times. tried to smoke various plants and grasses rolled up in binder paper. -building lego guns. (no guns, gi joe's, other "weapon" related stuff allowed. thanks mom.) -smear the queer -butts up -tennis ball bombs (strike anywhere match heads stuffed in a slit open tennis ball duct taped back together) -hot lava tag (you couldn't touch the ground on the playground cuz it was hot lava) -pushing kids around in shopping carts til you crash spectacularly -turning garbage cans upside down in the middle of the street on trash day. people would move them, trash poured out everywhere, lols ensued. -fake jumping a kid to make cars stop, then running away -throwing rocks from the creek over the sound wall onto the freeway -once we dumped a bucket of paint over the side of the train bridge onto this pick up truck driving on the freeway below so many great memories!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 also: twisting two staples together to make these and dropping them down this fat kids plumber crack in 8th grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 our fake fights always turned into real fights and ended with one of us chasing the other with a knife one time i broke my brothers elbow another time i accidentally stabbed my sisters hand and i also slammed the door on her ring finger and her nail came out she got me in trouble for something some other time so i got a pair of scissors and ripped her clothes i used to wait til my parents went to sleep and would sneak the car out for a joy ride when i was in the 7th grade ooooopsies good times though, i miss those days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I built this mini bow at the bar a few weeks ago It's certainly not as deadly as Daniel's weaponry, but it got the job done haha thats rad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 this thread is awesome!! i was all about: -tanbark fights on the school playground -creek walking. found some bum porno a few times. tried to smoke various plants and grasses rolled up in binder paper. -building lego guns. (no guns, gi joe's, other "weapon" related stuff allowed. thanks mom.) -smear the queer -butts up -tennis ball bombs (strike anywhere match heads stuffed in a slit open tennis ball duct taped back together) -hot lava tag (you couldn't touch the ground on the playground cuz it was hot lava) -pushing kids around in shopping carts til you crash spectacularly -turning garbage cans upside down in the middle of the street on trash day. people would move them, trash poured out everywhere, lols ensued. -fake jumping a kid to make cars stop, then running away -throwing rocks from the creek over the sound wall onto the freeway -once we dumped a bucket of paint over the side of the train bridge onto this pick up truck driving on the freeway below so many great memories!! i wanna do all of this shit as a grown up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I REMEMBER GOING TO THE PUBLIC POOL. I HAD A CRUSH ON THIS WHITE GIRL AMANDA WITH CRAZY HUGE TITTIES ALREADY IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. WE WERE GOING AROUND. ANYWAY. I FOUGHT A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL LIFE GUARD THERE. WE MOBBED DEEP AT THE POOL AND ALWAYS HAD WRESTLING/FIGHTS POPPIN (PAUSE) WHO EVER HAD THE BEST WWF MOVES WAS KING. I GOT MY NIGGA KENNY'S, COUSIN IN A SHARP SHOOTER IN THE SHALLOW END. GAME OVER'D THE GAME HAHAHA. NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAZIN989 Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 not really... no...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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