Guest T14K Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 oh cool AMFs nowhere has those... NOWHERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killaklan Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Adios motherfucker!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 you know if you gather all the coke bags and put them in with a whiskey it's a Whiskey COKE. That's a HEP-C Classic. Seeing that all the bags were on the bathroom floor, I don't think I'd prefer it with any alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH** Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 i invented a drink about 10 years ago and im still to this day shocked it hasnt been boughten off of me and patented by coka cola er some shit. Bacardi Limon - Fresca drink now thank me later. its called a CityonSMASH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Adiós motherfucker 1/2 oz vodka 1/2 oz rum 1/2 oz 1800 tequilla 1/2 oz gin 1/2 oz blue caracao liqueur 2 oz sweet and sour mix 2 oz 7up soda Pour all engredients together except the 7up into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Topped with 7up and stir gently... Personal favorite while in las vegas. a few of these will literally put you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twofiftylbs Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Purple drank. 4oz promethazine with codeine Followed up with some sprite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I'll never understand why this shit is making a comeback. I just never developed a taste for it. I'm finding more and more young people are ordering Negronis from the bars I work at. For those who don't know: 1.5 oz. gin(preferably a gin with some "bite" like beefeater) 1 oz. Campari(a type of bitters, you see it at the bar all the time, the red bottle) 1 oz. sweet vermouth and garnish with an orange twist. It's an old man drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Heres one I made up, I wouldn't recommend it unless you like spicy shit. THE STING RING aka RING OF FIRE -fresh jalapeno, sliced -1.5 ounces Absolut Peppar vodka -.5 ounce bloody mary mix -couple drops of original Tabasco -black pepper to taste -1 big fat juicy pepperoncini pepper Muddle jalapeno with vodka, no ice then strain. Add bloody mary mix, Tabasco sauce and black pepper, stir. Pour into rocks glass Do shot then chase with a big bite from the pepperoncini. This sounds fucking good! props! Here is one I made up. I've never really measured it in parts, just Eyeballed it. I'm sure you could get exact if you wanted. Little bit of vodka Splash of this Top off with this In a short glass with ice. Probably already is a drink somewhere, but I came up with it on my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 i make a mean gin and tonic. thats my hype lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicoli Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Adiós motherfucker 1/2 oz vodka 1/2 oz rum 1/2 oz 1800 tequilla 1/2 oz gin 1/2 oz blue caracao liqueur 2 oz sweet and sour mix 2 oz 7up soda Pour all engredients together except the 7up into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Topped with 7up and stir gently... Personal favorite while in las vegas. im glad where im from tequila is not on the menu______me + tequila= :o then :mad: then :D then the the next day im like :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 whats a few recipe drink thats a good party drink? these people are paying me 50 bucks o "dj" and bartend a "birthday party" at some hotel and they are all about to turn 18 and want to "get fucked up for the first time" (before you say dont do it its not like im some 30 year old about to get my pedo on, im illegal too) i was thinking just redbull and vodka? thats not really impressive but i guess i could just use it as a fallback drink. are there any other fairly simple drinks that just mix with unflavored vodka? i can get them to buy other non alcohol ingredients and the cooler looking the better. and nothing too strong, these girls have never been drunk before... and il post pics of the legal ones in return via pm. if thats what floats your boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 whats a few recipe drink thats a good party drink? these people are paying me 50 bucks o "dj" and bartend a "birthday party" at some hotel and they are all about to turn 18 and want to "get fucked up for the first time" (before you say dont do it its not like im some 30 year old about to get my pedo on, im illegal too) i was thinking just redbull and vodka? thats not really impressive but i guess i could just use it as a fallback drink. are there any other fairly simple drinks that just mix with unflavored vodka? i can get them to buy other non alcohol ingredients and the cooler looking the better. and nothing too strong, these girls have never been drunk before... and il post pics of the legal ones in return via pm. if thats what floats your boat. vodka...first time drinking.. you'll be lucky not to get puked on. you could mix vodka with anything really, any flavored seltzer, juice, etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How hard is it to get a job bartending? Do you have to know how to make 10,000 different drinks before you start or is it fairly easy to pick up? most places won't hire you on as a bartender unless you got a good amount of experience. they'll probably start you off as a bar back or cocktailer first to see if you can handle it. aside from the kitchen the bartender has the busiest post in the restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 oh and for shits and giggles. heres one for ya turkey ball equal parts wild turkey and dissarano splash of pineapple shaken then strained into a tumbler enjoy it's one of my favorite shots. kind of taste like a pineapple upside down cake but not as sweet and it'll get you fuuuucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 vodka...first time drinking.. you'll be lucky not to get puked on. you could mix vodka with anything really, any flavored seltzer, juice, etc.. already thought of that. thats why im putting at most 2 shots per cupful and telling them its more. that way it doesnt taste bad and il have some left over for my self. would cranberry juice, gingerale and vodka be too bitter? cus i fucking love some cranberryale but its pretty acidic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 already thought of that. thats why im putting at most 2 shots per cupful and telling them its more. that way it doesnt taste bad and il have some left over for my self. would cranberry juice, gingerale and vodka be too bitter? cus i fucking love some cranberryale but its pretty acidic i wouldn't mix ginger ale and vodka. i would mix cranberry (blended, if you have the choice) though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 acer, here's a few easy ones that could work for you: vodka orange juice vodka cranberry juice ginger ale vodka sprite vodka ginger ale kool aid/hawaiian punch vodka kahlua half and half vodka tonic lemon or lime vodka pineapple juice cranberry juice if you have time before hand you should make jello shots, bitches love jello shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 I think jello shots might be a little much for first time drinkers. I think a simple tropical drink might be the way to go. Something blended with rum perhaps. Ciroc vodka sodas with lots of lemon and lime if you can afford the higher end vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 i wont be buying the vodka and im not in contact with the person who is so my luck it will be nickolai or even worse aristocrat... ive never made or had jello shots so il pass on that. i would mix cranberry (blended, if you have the choice) though. what do you mean by blended? whats Kahlua? il probly just get alot of different juices and seltzers, i know foodlion has quarts of flavored seltzer water for 99cents and they taste pretty damn good by them selves. thanks for all the help guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 you are doing it wrong.... dump half the vodka into a different container (for later) and top the vodka bottles with water and only pour them like 1oz of the diluted vodka. thats all they need to act like they are drunk and be stupid, this way you wont have to deal with all the puking and hospital visits. trust me on this one youll be fine if you just mix up different flavors of kool aide to serve it with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Someone, I think from on here, recommended ginger ale and tequila. It was disgusting, and I'm not too picky when it comes to booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 tequila is where you went wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 acer, vodka tonic. bitches wanna pretend they are fancy. also wassup with these girls not being drunk til 18 :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 There's this guy who comes into my bar and asks for a drink he calls a "tonto." It's 1.5 oz. Tequila, 3 dashes of angostura bitters, topped with TONIC WATER and a lime. this guy drinks like 6 of them every wednesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 i wouldn't mix ginger ale and vodka. I wouldn't either. Unless, of course, it was flavored vodka. mixing vanilla flavored vodka and ginger ale tastes like cream soda, which many people love but it's definitely not for me. I recently worked an open bar party for fashion week here in NYC, and STOLI was some sort of sponsor. I was working with tons of cases of STOLI VANIL, and a ton of ginger ale for mixers. Bitches went crazy for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 acer, vodka tonic. bitches wanna pretend they are fancy. also wassup with these girls not being drunk til 18 :confused: well the story goes, science olympiad (science club that competes) made it tot he state level and the competition was on prom day so all the seniors and most of the underclassmen didnt go, crippling the team. someone on the team knew i was pretty smart so they suggested i do it (i was a sophomore at the time) and ofcourse we threw a little party in the hotel room and i mixed the drinks and was in charge of music and the girls who hired me to do their partyi n late october (the party im asking for drink recipes for) didnt go to state but heard from the grapevine that i "DJed and bartended" the S.O. party. so they asked me to do theirs. oh and i found out its going to be unflavored smirnoff vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 give them bitches some grape drink: grape burnetts or stoli sprite black rasberry liquer i personally like vodka and monster energy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 i dont even know what burnetts or stoli is/are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 You shouldn't be bartending, so don't do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 i dont even know what burnetts or stoli is/are its flavored vodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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