Swindle Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 i watched this shit the other day. this is seriously what passed for a legit action movie back in the day? this movie was 100% serious. pause. :cool: THATS the ending!? after a motherfucking shirtless sword fight in the middle of the street surrounded by people and after suffering major stab wounds and being shot, the main character still has enough energy to impale the dude on a wheel of fortune rigged up with fireworks? you couldn't make this shit up. discuss or suggest other movies that are so bad they turn out to be funny. its good to be back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Bad movies suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Big Trouble in Little China Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 "You know Kenner, you have the biggest dick I have ever seen on a man" /nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Ahh you already posted that scene, sorry but this movie is awesome if not only for the line one of the chinese gangsters mutters "You got a probwem, pucker?!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 30, 2009 Author Share Posted August 30, 2009 Ahh you already posted that scene, sorry but this movie is awesome if not only for the line one of the chinese gangsters mutters "You got a probwem, pucker?!!" haha so ridiculous. like before they raid the bath house they whip out guns and just storm in for no reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 30, 2009 Author Share Posted August 30, 2009 Big Trouble in Little China yeah i got the names muddled up or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Whats even better is when he jumps over the car and you can clearly see the springboard. Shit is udd funny, but it is still a classic that I watch once a year, but clearly, it is never going to match the greatness of Commando or Bloodsport (or Kickboxer for that matter). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 30, 2009 Author Share Posted August 30, 2009 im adding bloodsport and kickboxer to the "watch when hungover" list. good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I can recite Bloodsport, line for line when I am watching it, I have seen that movie more than any other movie ever. I also have footage on my friends camera of me doing the dance from Kickboxer (minus the splits part) at some pub/club in London, good times, good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 ^^^ damn mauler every line from bloodsport? do you do the eagle bit as well? or am I thinking of another movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Big Trouble in Little China you know what Jack Burton says.......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yM3-YO7qHs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT!!! Big Trouble In Little China was the sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! This other stuff I dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 ^^^ damn mauler every line from bloodsport? do you do the eagle bit as well? or am I thinking of another movie? The eagle bit is from Kickboxer. But yeah every line I pretty much know, starting from the initial "Hey Jackson, I heard you were going to the kumite" :lol: I think in one of my summer holidays when I was around 10 or 11 I watched it at least once a day, so when you think about it, that is likeat least 40 odd times ahah. I was a fiend for shit like this back then, still am to some degree. I was lucky in that I had liberal parents who allowed me to watch R rated movies from the time I tured 5 years old, so I was watching all these ninja movies and shit which all had the obligatory sex scenes in them :lol: They just don't make them like they used to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Australia thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 haha Mauler you did that dance!! That dance is hilarious. Big Trouble In Little China and all other John Carpenter movies kick ass in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 crippled masters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I can recite Bloodsport, line for line when I am watching it, I have seen that movie more than any other movie ever. I also have footage on my friends camera of me doing the dance from Kickboxer (minus the splits part) at some pub/club in London, good times, good times. my name on Call of Duty world at war is DIM MAK when i play online "...def tahch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Cripple masters is my shit. That dude with the little creepy hand beating peoples ass with it makes me laugh every time. When I'm hungover I like to chill and just watch old samurai movies. Seven Samurai http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR45hbTSUIQ Shogun Assassin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2CLz4vDTIs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 you know what Jack Burton says.......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yM3-YO7qHs check the sig.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Best movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Jack Burton ftw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Them video links are for Showdown in Little Tokyo, not Big Trouble in Little China. INDEED! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Big Trouble in Little China, FTW!! INDEED! Runner Up, The Last Dragon... Cmon, it was only a matter of time before this got dropped.. OH YA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Sho Nuff' Bruce Leroy catches bullets with his teeth? Nigga pleeeeeeeeease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 "son of bitch must pay!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 nice title fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 these movies rock, fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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