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I love it how after a few days of not eating much fibre I can rely on beer to give me the cleanout that is needed. beershits are appreciated.

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You always help me move and you are down with drinking snoopy specials in the park.

But on the downside of things, you have a bat-shit insane girlfriend who estalks me and that sure isn't cool at all.

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I love it how after a few days of not eating much fibre I can rely on beer to give me the cleanout that is needed. beershits are appreciated.

 

 

I havent been constipated in years and i have my excessive beer drinking to thank for that.

 

 

Horray for health problems.

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I love it how after a few days of not eating much fibre I can rely on beer to give me the cleanout that is needed. beershits are appreciated.

 

I cosign this statement

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beer shit

 

The Beer Shit is a phenomenon that occurs the day after a particularly heavy drinking session. Students are particularly vulnerable.

 

The 'victim' awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The 'victim' then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the 'Beer Shit'.

 

It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the 'victim' empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each 'mini-Beer Shit' is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.

 

However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the 'victim' feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.

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I thought this was going to be about shitting when you're drunk..

 

what a let down

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I love it how after a few days of not eating much fibre I can rely on beer to give me the cleanout that is needed. beershits are appreciated.

 

 

 

see? this is what channel 0 is good for. the things your parents never taught you.

 

i had always wondered if beer was a suitable replacement for bread.

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Beer farts have a nasty tendancy for me to become beer shits in about a second and a half.

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