CMF Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 cause he's the coolest. discuss..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I have met beershits in real life and I agree, he is pretty cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'CityonSMASH' Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 yer name kinda disgusts me and makes me not read what you write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted August 30, 2009 Author Share Posted August 30, 2009 weakling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I love it how after a few days of not eating much fibre I can rely on beer to give me the cleanout that is needed. beershits are appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 You always help me move and you are down with drinking snoopy specials in the park. But on the downside of things, you have a bat-shit insane girlfriend who estalks me and that sure isn't cool at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I love it how after a few days of not eating much fibre I can rely on beer to give me the cleanout that is needed. beershits are appreciated. I havent been constipated in years and i have my excessive beer drinking to thank for that. Horray for health problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 c'mon fruity you live on coffe as well coffe for the caffeine, beer for the funk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 BEER SHITS DONT EVEN COMPARE TO PEROID SHITS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I love it how after a few days of not eating much fibre I can rely on beer to give me the cleanout that is needed. beershits are appreciated. I cosign this statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 If you had to make the thread for yourself I would venture to say not appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 beer shit The Beer Shit is a phenomenon that occurs the day after a particularly heavy drinking session. Students are particularly vulnerable. The 'victim' awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The 'victim' then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the 'Beer Shit'. It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the 'victim' empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each 'mini-Beer Shit' is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards. However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the 'victim' feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 im taking a beer shit right now. It's refreshing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I thought this was going to be about shitting when you're drunk.. what a let down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I love it how after a few days of not eating much fibre I can rely on beer to give me the cleanout that is needed. beershits are appreciated. see? this is what channel 0 is good for. the things your parents never taught you. i had always wondered if beer was a suitable replacement for bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Don't like em. Beer farts tho, Now thats another story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Beer farts have a nasty tendancy for me to become beer shits in about a second and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Don't drink the unfiltered yeast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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