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THIS IS NOT A HOMEWORK HELP THREAD!!

 

 

okay, so heres the deal. i have to read 2 novels and one poetry collection, all written by american authors. then i have to do some bullshit road map thing where i do something about their hometowns? i dont know.

 

but ive read all the classics and i fucking hate poetry.

 

what i need YOU to do is choose 2 novels (american authors remember). they can be written at any point in time as long as it was in america. the more obscure the better, the teacher claims shes read enough books to compose 3 unique quizzes per person, theres 40 kids in the class, she teaches 3 classes. so thats a shitload of books shes "read". give me some crazy ass obscure basement variety novels to read.

and also a poet whos american, make sure they have written atleast 20 somethin poems if they are short.

 

i have to choose by september 17th.

 

props for good advice

 

 

 

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Re: so heres the delio.

 

"Geek Love" Katherine Dunn

 

read the first sentence of the summary on wiki, YES.

thank you, this is a good start.

 

love in the time of cholera is a no go, saw it on the teachers bookshelf.

 

shes read siddartha and fear and loathing, they were on the "suggestions" list provided.

 

one down, 2 to go.

i need a novel and a poet collection

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Re: so heres the delio.

 

Hometown hero.

 

A Good and Happy Child by Justin Evans.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Good_and_Happy_Child

 

The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unbearable_Lightness_of_Being

that second one isnt american

 

the first one sounds good....

il be hittin up the library and used book store this weekend.

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Re: so heres the delio.

 

Dreamland: Edgar Allan Poe

 

 

Dreamland

 

By a route obscure and lonely,

Haunted by ill angels only,

Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,

On a black throne reigns upright,

I have reached these lands but newly

From an ultimate dim Thule-

From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,

Out of SPACE- out of TIME.

 

Bottomless vales and boundless floods,

And chasms, and caves, and Titan woods,

With forms that no man can discover

For the tears that drip all over;

Mountains toppling evermore

Into seas without a shore;

Seas that restlessly aspire,

Surging, unto skies of fire;

Lakes that endlessly outspread

Their lone waters- lone and dead,-

Their still waters- still and chilly

With the snows of the lolling lily.

 

By the lakes that thus outspread

Their lone waters, lone and dead,-

Their sad waters, sad and chilly

With the snows of the lolling lily,-

By the mountains- near the river

Murmuring lowly, murmuring ever,-

By the grey woods,- by the swamp

Where the toad and the newt encamp-

By the dismal tarns and pools

Where dwell the Ghouls,-

By each spot the most unholy-

In each nook most melancholy-

There the traveller meets aghast

Sheeted Memories of the Past-

Shrouded forms that start and sigh

As they pass the wanderer by-

White-robed forms of friends long given,

In agony, to the Earth- and Heaven.

 

For the heart whose woes are legion

'Tis a peaceful, soothing region-

For the spirit that walks in shadow

'Tis- oh, 'tis an Eldorado!

But the traveller, travelling through it,

May not- dare not openly view it!

Never its mysteries are exposed

To the weak human eye unclosed;

So wills its King, who hath forbid

The uplifting of the fringed lid;

And thus the sad Soul that here passes

Beholds it but through darkened glasses.

 

By a route obscure and lonely,

Haunted by ill angels only,

Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,

On a black throne reigns upright,

I have wandered home but newly

From this ultimate dim Thule.

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Re: so heres the delio.

 

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson changed my life.

 

when i was in summer school finishing grade 12 I read fear and loathing after getting high as a fucking kite for my english everyday. it really did change my life at that time.

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Re: so heres the delio.

 

None of these books are that obscure, I've read about 85% of them. And I thought Hesse was German.

 

"A Confederacy of Dunces" is great, I recommend it everyone but I'm willing to bet three other people in your class are going to pick that book too. "Sometimes a Great Notion" by Ken Kesey is a good story and an easy read. Walt Whitman or Lawrence Ferlinghetti are a couple of poets to start with.

 

Let me wake up a bit more and I'll get back to this.

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None of these books are that obscure, I've read about 85% of them. And I thought Hesse was German.

 

"A Confederacy of Dunces" is great, I recommend it everyone but I'm willing to bet three other people in your class are going to pick that book too. "Sometimes a Great Notion" by Ken Kesey is a good story and an easy read. Walt Whitman or Lawrence Ferlinghetti are a couple of poets to start with.

 

Let me wake up a bit more and I'll get back to this.

 

no, my class is full of retards. i guarantee you they have not read these and 97 percent of them are just going to read things from the suggested list.

 

i was thinking robert frost for poems, but il check out that bukowski collection for sure.

and im sure shes read that tropic of cancer book, it was required reading for seniors a few years back.

 

any other suggestions? i just need one more novel.

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wow. never seen a edited title before...

 

this is some seriously hilarious shit.

 

 

 

like, i have never seen anything this funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

im literally dying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

literally

 

 

 

i mean, i have never experienced anything this funny. i have not lived a second before i read this title.

it just amazes me.

 

the maturity of this comedic diction just wows me.

i mean, taking a completely not serious thread with a super goofey title and editing the title to say something more serious, how could anyone ever be so brilliant as to think of something like this?

 

every comedian in the world can learn something from you Mr. Moderator.

 

i mean, fuck a ticket price, id pay the entirety of my childrens college funds AND drive a hundred miles just to get a chance at a glimpse of something this funny. but, that will never happen in my lifetime. hilarity like this only happens once in a blue moon... theres even been mythological tales told in ancient china about a hilarious happening such as this one. every person who had a chance to view it instantly became invincible and omniscient. gods were made.

 

 

all from

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one

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yet so

huge

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joke.

 

words cannot even explain this.

its like an orgy for the brain and eyes.

completely and utter, pure stimulation for all the senses to behold.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

take a picture guys, once in a blue moon. remember.

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