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8 hours ago, nicklesndimes said:

does anyone handout candy? do jack-o'-lanterns?

 

 

 

i might do a jack-o'-lantern this year for once...been seeing them at stands for like 5 bucks out in the sticks.


i still pass out candy. I love passing out candy. I fucked up last year and posted up at my front door and decorated that to signal this is where the candy is at -but all the traffic was in the alley in the back. It’s more like a lil back street. That’s why I’m doin the back this year.
We thought of a pumpkin. I’ll probably grab one. Also here and there you’ll find em at like a local business or the bar down the street even for like $5. Plus the pumpkin is great for dogs. They’ll love it. My hounds went nuts for pumpkin. 

 

 

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I don't hand out candy. It teaches kids all wrong.

 

Look here's the deal.   I am not running some AOC socialist safehouse passing out free stuff.  If those kids want candy then they need to grab a lawnmower.   With all that grass growing all spring and summer  long they could've been mowing lawns and earning that candy money.

 

/become pro-ungovernable, work for your own candy

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What about jacking off and passing out?

 

I'm not in a spot with a lot of kids, or places for kids to be walking.  We left out candy for 2 families last year, neighbors and shit.  I go to relatives to help them hand out candy.  If you're not handing out candy or are giving out stickers doesn't that make you more likely to get egged or toilet papered, or has that become a lost art?

 

Anyway, passing out candy is a must.  How else will I get rid of my extra razor blades, drugs, and expired medications??

 

When I was a kid shitheads handed out raisins, or pennies and nickels.

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14 minutes ago, One Man Banned said:

What about jacking off and passing out?

 

I'm not in a spot with a lot of kids, or places for kids to be walking.  We left out candy for 2 families last year, neighbors and shit.  I go to relatives to help them hand out candy.  If you're not handing out candy or are giving out stickers doesn't that make you more likely to get egged or toilet papered, or has that become a lost art?

 

Anyway, passing out candy is a must.  How else will I get rid of my extra razor blades, drugs, and expired medications??

 

When I was a kid shitheads handed out raisins, or pennies and nickels.

 

Might be a lost art.  😕   

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12 minutes ago, Ko SprueOne said:

which brings me to the another reason why Halloween and trick-or-treating is so great. All the hot Moms in their hottest costume they could get away with leaving the house showing up with their kids

 

 

 

Underrated good point.  My neighbourhood is fucking loaded with Hot Moms too.

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8 hours ago, Ko SprueOne said:

which brings me to the another reason why Halloween and trick-or-treating is so great. All the hot Moms in their hottest costume they could get away with leaving the house showing up with their kids

 

8 hours ago, metronome said:

Underrated good point.  My neighbourhood is fucking loaded with Hot Moms too.

 

 

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