MedicineCabinet Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 when you get a tumor on yur dick, think about how witty you where on the oontz. that deep-fried chicken head is funny, id keep it in a jar if i won that in a kfc bucket notice how the uglier girls are wearing clothes & look like they could be rocking armpit hair? ill bet the naked ones did this for attention/the photo-op for whatever selfish bimbo need (something along the lines of girls-gone-wild-gone-political) & coulnt give less of a fuck about mutant poultry thats bred to be slaughtered. you only live once, so go eat something fucked up & filled with msg that brings your tastebuds into overdrive (in moderation of course) or you can enjoy tree bark & preach about how right you were when youre 90 (& were dead from having a good life), to kids who wont give a shit about their elders & will probably dismiss it as demented rambling before throwing you into death's waiting room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 This is the stuff dreams are made of. Wish this was here. They should only sell these things on saturdays and sundays. Looks like the worlds greatest hangover cure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 that deep-fried chicken head is funny, id keep it in a jar if i won that in a kfc bucket notice how the uglier girls are wearing clothes & look like they could be rocking armpit hair? ill bet the naked ones did this for attention/the photo-op for whatever selfish bimbo need (something along the lines of girls-gone-wild-gone-political) & coulnt give less of a fuck about mutant poultry thats bred to be slaughtered. you only live once, so go eat something fucked up & filled with msg that brings your tastebuds into overdrive (in moderation of course) or you can enjoy tree bark & preach about how right you were when youre 90 (& were dead from having a good life), to kids who wont give a shit about their elders & will probably dismiss it as demented rambling before throwing you into death's waiting room hey run on guy, free range chicken. :chicken: fuck a lab experiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Ok we get it. You don't like Kfc chickens. Move on. Shit is tasty as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MedicineCabinet Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 grammar nazi mad :) dont you get it? we know kfc & all fast food is garbage, but we dont care because were hungry & they taste good. do you go up to every stranger with a cigarette & preach because youre worried they dont know that smoking is bad for you? all this "KFC tortures chickens" is old fucking news, but thanks for failing at enlightening us! your "free range chicken" could beat me as many times as it wants at tic-tac-toe, wave a masters degree in my face, or know how to fix airplane engines, it wouldnt stop me from wolfing the fucker down like their usual 'tard chicken back to the important matter at hand: -do the chicken buns not burn the fuck our of your hand unless you wrap it in that wax paper? -can buffalos fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 that's so vile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 another food challenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 that's so delicous, I need one right now ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 haha lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 48 double down sandwiches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Can't be done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gramatikalerror Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I once found a fried chicken breast (popeyes)with the head still attached(beak still on too). i brought it to work the next day to gross everyone out and some muthafucker stole it out the freezer! let me see if i can find the pics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I've been doing good with avoiding fried chicken, and this sandwich validates that decision. I'm not preaching, enjoy your "Double Down Sandwiches." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 or you can enjoy tree bark & preach about how right you were when youre 90 (& were dead from having a good life), to kids who wont give a shit about their elders & will probably dismiss it as demented rambling before throwing you into death's waiting room THIS some fat guy at my work eats that tree bark kashi cereal for breakfast, he's still fat, and farts all day from "the cereal". and laughs like a little kid everytime. he's 40. if anything it makes you gross. FUCKING FARTERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 so some thought.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 i double down again today. was good. this time i went classy and had mash potatoes instead of wedge's also i got 14 cookies too. FREEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 [reporter] Aybee, looking back at your failed JBC challenge and you openly admitting no one could eat 15 Double Down sandwiches from KFC, the public wants to know: Are you a pussy now? [/reporter] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 I'd say my record for kncoking people out, plus my ability to eat easily 2-3 pounds of steak (/notubesteak, /nohomo) easily negates anything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 pics or it didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 [reporter] The internet has spoken, Mr. Bee. "Pics or it didn't happen", they say. [/reporter] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 In my original JBC Fail thread I posted a bonus of a picture of steak I ate. That steak was almost 2 lbs, and I th3en proceeded to eat a friends whichn was also ovber a l;b. There ios no flick of the second steak, but KGP can co-sign Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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