rainbostikuh Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. ill just leave this here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. Dao is right about this one. I saw a documentry about it only last month or so. The first whales evolved from some fish hunting wolves from around the Mongolia region. It all has something to do with the ear structure. Wolves and whales are the only animals with the same ear bone or something along those lines. It was actually very interesting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_cetaceans "The traditional theory of cetacean evolution was that whales were related to the mesonychids, an extinct order of carnivorous ungulates (hoofed animals), which looked rather like wolves with hooves" D'OH!!! :dunce: However, hippos' anthracothere ancestors do not appear in the fossil record until millions of years after Pakicetus, the first known whale ancestor. The recent discovery of Pakicetus, the earliest proto-whale (see below) supports the molecular data. The skeletons of Pakicetus demonstrate that whales did not derive directly from mesonychids. Instead, they are a form of artiodactyl (another type of ungulate) that began to take to the water after the artiodactyl family split from the mesonychids. In other words, the proto-whales were early artiodactyls that retained aspects of their mesonychid ancestry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. i have no idea what all that red shit said but that eagle hair pic with that outragious quote just almost made me urinate:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. Eagle slays deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. you really are fascinated by eagles. its ashame it took you 32 years to figure out something you liked other than biazzare sex parties with hook hangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. Slightly off topic though... this is one brave ass deer. This buck gets props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. you really are fascinated by eagles. its ashame it took you 32 years to figure out something you liked other than biazzare sex parties with hook hangers. Pretty much everybody on here remembers that thread. And they remember that thread being a "WTF" about some shit that I stumbled into on holloween of last year. So what exactly is your point? YOU FAIL AS USUAL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. still my favorite has always been the plentiful 'Spread eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. Everything evolved from the ocean (obviously), but I'm pretty sure that we learned in middle school that dolphins and some whales evolved back to the ocean via dogs that hunted fish on the beach. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_cetaceans :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. Dao is right about this one. I saw a documentry about it only last month or so. The first whales evolved from some fish hunting wolves from around the Mongolia region. It all has something to do with the ear structure. Wolves and whales are the only animals with the same ear bone or something along those lines. It was actually very interesting. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. http://www.talkorigins.org/features/whales/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_cetaceans :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I was aware of whales evolving from land animals that hung around the shore. I just thought it was funny you said whales came from "dogs". :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. I was aware of whales evolving from land animals that hung around the shore. I just thought it was funny you said whales came from "dogs". :rolleyes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_cetaceans whales were related to the mesonychids, an extinct order of carnivorous ungulates (hoofed animals), which looked rather like wolves with hooves" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. [ATTACH]118238.vB[/ATTACH] *Fixed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. :rolleyes: "dogs" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. "Wolves with hooves" are still dogs. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. daointernetpaleontologist.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. looked rather like wolves with hooves Which means they weren't wolves either. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. daointernetpaleontologist.jpg This is all basic ass shit that everybody was taught in fucking 6th grade when I was a kid. Now some of yall are acting like it's recent science. While others are trying to clown the shit, then after you look the shit up you try and play it like you were just playing. Sounds like your teachers spent more time teaching you kids how to surf the web, and not enough time teaching you basic fucking knowledge. No wonder you kids have no common sense. No wonder these Christian/Republican/Sarah Palin motherfuckers are so successful in lying to you people. Some of you kids would actually believe that the Earth was flat, and laugh in the face of somebody telling you that the moon is not made of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ungulate http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caniformia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. Which means they weren't wolves either. My neighbor has a dog with thumbs. Does that make him not a dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ungulate http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caniformia Did you even bother to read the link that I posted? We're talking about prehistoric animals, and what they evolved into. Not what you see at the zoo you dumb fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. are ungulates prehistoric? yes are caniforms prehistoric? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. "however more recent molecular phylogeny data suggest that whales are more closely related to the artiodactyls, specifically the hippopotamus." and "The skeletons of Pakicetus demonstrate that whales did not derive directly from mesonychids." Just thought I'd bump this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. are ungulates prehistoric? yes are caniforms prehistoric? yes Are either of them whales and dolphins? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. Just thought I'd bump this. Just thought I'd bump this. :rolleyes: D'OH!!! :dunce: However, hippos' anthracothere ancestors do not appear in the fossil record until millions of years after Pakicetus, the first known whale ancestor. The recent discovery of Pakicetus, the earliest proto-whale (see below) supports the molecular data. The skeletons of Pakicetus demonstrate that whales did not derive directly from mesonychids. Instead, they are a form of artiodactyl (another type of ungulate) that began to take to the water after the artiodactyl family split from the mesonychids. In other words, the proto-whales were early artiodactyls that retained aspects of their mesonychid ancestry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Eagles are fucking gangster. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! AM I SERIOUSLY HAVING THIS 6TH GRADE DISCUSSION WITH GROWN ASS COLLEGE STUDENTS/GRADUATES??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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